“Jim, would you rather have your porn name be Hugh G. Rection or Mike Unstinks?” — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“Now that I’ve found her again, I have no intention of letting her go.” — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“It's okay, my penis is not offended in the least that it just made you throw up” — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“God said "Let there be light" and George morgan flipped the switch.” — Tara Sivec Humor Copy Share Image
“Sweet Jesus, she looks like a clown that just woke up after a gang bang.” — Tara Sivec Clown Copy Share Image
“I love my best friends, but sometimes, I want to punch them in the face. Lovingly, of course.” — Tara Sivec Best friend Copy Share Image
“Liz rolled her eyes at me and I resisted the urge to reach over the console and punch her in the vagina.… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“I want to marry Mommy. We'll kiss and we'll marry and I'll take her on dates and we'll be best friends forever… — Tara Sivec Best friend Copy Share Image
“I just wanted to hear him speak again. His voice made me want to take my pants off.” — Tara Sivec Voice Want Copy Share Image
“Everett was wrong when he said nothing will change between us. This moment, right here…it changes everything . And it’s about damn… — Tara Sivec Time Copy Share Image
“I’d rather be a complete mess with you than spend another day shattered all over the floor alone.” — Tara Sivec Another day Copy Share Image
“It was all fun and games until someone else's dick was in your girlfriend's TMJ mouth” — Tara Sivec Hilarious Copy Share Image
“London Bridge is in Arizona? When the fuck did this happen? Does London know about this? The queen has got to be… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“In hind sight, telling him all strangers wanted to eat him wasn’t my finest hour. Having to explain to a bunch of… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“I love both of you exactly the way you are. I love that you have no filter, and I adore that Gavin… — Tara Sivec Men Cry Copy Share Image
“It all just depends on the person you're with. If you can look at that person and know without a doubt that… — Tara Sivec Kissing Copy Share Image
“You know what happens when you assume things?” I left out a sigh. “You make an ass out of you and me.”… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“Death changes everyone. It changes the way you think, the way you feel, and the way you live your life. Sometimes it… — Tara Sivec Changes Copy Share Image
“I don’t even get the term, “the birds and the bees”. How does that properly teach a kid about sex? You never… — Tara Sivec Bumble bee Copy Share Image
“Mommy and Daddy make a lot of noise when they kiss. Mommy talks to God a lot. I talk to God sometimes… — Tara Sivec Talk To God Copy Share Image
“Ava is like a praying mantis on crack. She will not only chew off his head after she has sex with him,… — Tara Sivec Praying mantis Copy Share Image
“Holy shit, did they just kill off that fish’s wife?” I blurted in shock. “Yep,” Gavin replied. “That big, mean fish ated… — Tara Sivec Big deal Copy Share Image
“I leaned in to give him a hug and he stopped me with his hand to my forehead. "You don't want to… — Tara Sivec Awkward Copy Share Image
“Because I'm pretty sure we conceived this child the night I ate that pot cookie. I'm eighty-four percent positive our child is… — Tara Sivec Children Copy Share Image
“I changed my mind. Maybe I do want a black hole for a vagina. How bad could it be? I wouldn't need… — Tara Sivec Black hole Copy Share Image
“You can’t use Eve as an excuse. Not this time. She’s not here. It’s just you, me, and a handful of people… — Tara Sivec Bad idea Copy Share Image
“This was never supposed to happen. Sleeping with Tyler was supposed to be a one-time thing – a means of scratching an… — Tara Sivec First time Copy Share Image
“I have a dream. And in this dream I’m under the covers in bed, just a few scant inches away from Carter’s… — Tara Sivec Alarm clock Copy Share Image
“In fact, gone are the days of having sex at all. I have resorted to jerking off alone in the bathroom after… — Tara Sivec Cell phone Copy Share Image
