You might be a redneck if...Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since Smokey and the Bandit was snubbed for… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if the best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Whatever cleaning goes on on the planet, women do 99% of it. But see, women are not as proud of their 99%… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if taking a dip has nothing to do with water. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if...the most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if...you think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them a gourmet item. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you've ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said concentrate. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
If your thighs look like the hood of a white Toyota minivan after a hailstorm, you aren't juicy. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if... your high school basketball game got rained out. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
We sing about God because we believe in Him. We are not trying to offend anybody, but the evidence that we have seen of… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Hell, when I was in high school, a "drive-by shooting" meant somebody had their rear end hanging out a car window! — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
We probably stagnate our children's emotional growth by not letting them have some separation from us. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I've gotten to the point I won't even watch the 11 o'clock news. You just walk away from it thinking how bad everything is. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges; he got guys off the fishing docks. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
