“Your wife is a big hippo! My face is melting! My face is meltinnnnggg!” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“There's nothing more useless in the world than a groom just before the wedding.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“She couldn't do any worse, but then, he couldn't do better. So maybe it balanced out.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Mort was hurt by this. It was one thing not to want to marry someone, but quite another to be told they… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“But she was too big to be a thief, too honest to be an assassin, too intelligent to be a wife, and… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
The girls were expected to grow up to be somebody's wife. They were also expected to read and write, those being considered… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Siren voices tell me, 'You don't have to keep going on.' And then you think, 'I'm a writer. What do I do?… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Please, young sir! Have mercy! If not for me, please think of my dear wife and my four lovely children who'll be… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
There was once a caustic comment from someone suggesting I was breeding a new race. Fans from different countries have married, amazing… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“You haven't heard of him? And he is a D'reg!" Mrs Goriff pulled at her husband's arm. "D'reg?" said Angua. "A warlike… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“[...]sometimes it seemed to him that although the man was the master, which was of course only right and proper, if you… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“The R is the wrong way roond and you left the A and a Y out of Anybody,' said Jeannie, because it… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“After my wife was killed in that pogrom in Russia, I came to England with only my tools, and when I saw… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Sybil's female forebears had valiantly backed up their husbands as distant embassies were besieged, had given birth on a camel or in… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Sam Vimes could parallel process. Most husbands can. They learn to follow their own line of thought while at the same time… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“She never sent the castle to sleep”, said Granny, “that’s just an old wife’s tale. She just stirred up time a little.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“This one’s mental.’ ‘Eccentric.’ ‘What’s the difference?’ ‘A bag of cash.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“But I did not return until half past four this morning and I distinctly remember stubbing my toe on the stairs. I am as… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“The universe contains any amount of horrible ways to be woken up, such as the noise of the mob breaking down the front door,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Someone broke from the scrum and, punching and kicking, staggered towards the Klatchian goal. "Isn't that man your butler?" said Ahmed. "Yes." "One of… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
It's an interesting fact that fewer than 17 % of Real cats end their lives with the same name they started with. Much family… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Either dragons should exist completely or fail to exist at all, he felt. A dragon only half-existing was worse than the extremes. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Magrat wondered what it was like, spending your whole life doing something you didn’t want to do. Like being dead, she considered, only worse,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
A hardback's harder at Christmas time because that's a good hardback buying time. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“There were more old people. The world was full of them,' said the wizard. 'Yes, I know. And now it's full of young people.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Hobson was big and heavyset, but not exactly fat; he was probably what you’d get if you shaved a bear.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“There is a night that never comes to an end.... The clock of the world turns under its own shadow. Midnight is a moving… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
![“[...]sometimes it seemed to him that although the man was the master, which was of course only right and proper, if you watched and listened, you would see that their marriage was like a barge on the river, with the wife being the wind that told the captain which way the barge would sail. Mrs…” quote by Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/3d0/terry-pratchett-19_marriage_sometimes-it-seemed-to-him-that-although_1547250.jpg)
