A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh. — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
A comedy can actually get funnier and funnier. Even though you know the joke, you enjoy it so much, it's the facial… — Eli Roth Copy Share Image
Drink your wine. Laugh from your gut. Burden your moments with thankfulness. Be as empty as you can be when that clock… — N.D. Wilson Copy Share Image
There's a marketing scheme that tells you that pregnancy and child rearing will make you into a moron, that your kids are… — Dar Williams Copy Share Image
The horn, the horn, the lusty horn Is not a thing to laugh to scorn. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Just because you're laughing, it doesn't mean the audience will, necessarily. — Jon Tenney Copy Share Image
If God gives you (or makes you) a joke, what are you meant to do in response? (Receive it. Laugh.) If God… — N.D. Wilson Copy Share Image
An elegant woman should be able to do her marketing without making housewives laugh. Those who laugh are always right. — Coco Chanel Copy Share Image
When you're reading, you're laughing and not quite noticing what's happening. One second you're still kind of chuckling, and then all of… — Moshe Kasher Copy Share Image
I don't think there's anything Craig Ferguson could say that would make me laugh. Ad-libbing is not the same as entertainment. — Andy Kindler Copy Share Image
No female - young, old, black or white - could ever play the knight-on-charger with meager experience. If she presented herself as… — Froma Harrop Copy Share Image
You can't really learn God's hope like you learn the logic of an argument or the details of a story. It's more… — Shane Claiborne Copy Share Image
O Innocence, with laughing eyes! Thou art a cherub from the skies, A wanderer from heaven. — Harvey Rice Copy Share Image
In London, theatregoers expect to laugh; in Paris, they wait grimly for proof that they should. — Robert Dhery Copy Share Image
But it makes an immigrant laugh to hear the fears of the nationalist, scared of infection, penetration, miscegenation, when this is small… — Zadie Smith Copy Share Image
My favorite part is being engaged with somebody's story and life, and getting a laugh with people I have a tremendous amount… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
Most of the time, it just sat there in my body, until the weekend. After five or six takes of crying, your… — Tinsel Korey Copy Share Image
Dead bodies are such trouble,” Evie said with a little sigh, and Mabel had to turn her head away so as not… — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
My mother used to say, "When you can learn to laugh at yourself, a lot of healing comes from that." — Kelly Carlin-McCall Copy Share Image
I just think it's fun to remind people that good television has exited and it can exist again and just to give… — Jenna Elfman Copy Share Image
Each day is a miracle that intoxicates me. I want more. I greet every morning like a new pleasure. And yet I… — Malika Oufkir Copy Share Image
You think I led him on? For what? Kicks? I don't have enough exictement in my life, so maybe I'll tease a… — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
