My new shorty got a gymnastic back, '87 emerald green on a classic Jag. She had the cleft palate, I ordered chef's… — Action Bronson Copy Share Image
I could fall in love with a sumo wrestler if he told stories and made me laugh. Obviously, it would be easier… — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
Another fresh new year is here . . . Another year to live! To banish worry, doubt, and fear, To love and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So in sum, what are we? We are the creatures that know and know too much. That leaves us with such a… — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
As Isabel acted out her date, both of them laughing, I stayed in the kitchen, out of sight, and pretended she was… — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
I will laugh at the world! Never will I allow myself to become so important, so wise, so dignified, so powerful, that… — Og Mandino Copy Share Image
I remember watching that show [Golden Girls] with my parents and not totally understanding it. Like, a lot of comedy flew over… — June Diane Raphael Copy Share Image
And there is no finer moment, when I sit in a screening, and the parents and the kids are all laughing at… — Genndy Tartakovsky Copy Share Image
I don't leave a room unless I leave a smile. I want to leave them laughing. — Jenifer Lewis Copy Share Image
Some things need to be a song. Some things need to be a play. Some things need to be a painting. Some… — Andy Wilkinson Copy Share Image
I was raised with 'Laurel and Hardy' and 'I Love Lucy' and Jerry Lewis, and I just loved it. And I had… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
There is nudity, of course striptease is an essential component of burlesque but it's much more complex and intelligent than a display… — Karen Abbott Copy Share Image
In the old days talks would have made me angry. But now that I've come out, everyone knows the truth. That's like… — Orlando Cruz Copy Share Image
He hath disgrac'd me and hind'red me half a million; laugh'd at my losses, mock'd at my gains, scorned my nation, thwarted… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
I’m bored’ is a useless thing to say. I mean, you live in a great, big, vast world that you’ve seen none… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Afterward I told his widow, "Your husband is dead, but at least he died laughing.' I think she took some comfort in… — Rick Yancey Copy Share Image
I enjoy making people laugh. The trick is to tell them jokes against yourself. If you praise yourself, your stories aren't funny. — Michael Caine Copy Share Image
Sometimes all you need in love is to make each other happy, to make each other laugh. So long as you can… — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
Our legacy is really the lives we touch, the inspiration we give, altering someone's plan - if even for a moment -… — Carrie Hamilton Copy Share Image
Sometimes just being an immigrant, I read things the wrong way, and that can be funny. Or I'll put the emphasis on… — John Cho Copy Share Image
Nowadays we don't think much of a man's love for an animal; we laugh at people who are attached to cats. But… — Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn Copy Share Image
It is such a social thing, laughing. Two thousand people in a room laughing is such a great buzz and they tend… — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
He'd laugh in my face, then I'd slice him to ribbons and then he'd break my neck — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
She laughs and looks out the window and I think for a minute that she's going to start to cry. I'm standing… — Bret Easton Ellis Copy Share Image
I can tell that sometimes I live a very good moment and I'm very joy- ful and optimistic, so I can see… — Frida Giannini Copy Share Image
To me, the trick is not how can I make people laugh. It is, how can I make people laugh in a… — Vir Das Copy Share Image
Everybody goes to the funeral, but everybody laughs when it's funny. While entertainment is happening, that's just what it is, entertainment -… — Lloyd Banks Copy Share Image
I would say if you are having a tough time in your life, then going to a club and getting laughs, it… — Jon Lovitz Copy Share Image
Ten years from now you'll laugh at whatever's stressing you out today. So why not laugh now? — Tony Robbins Copy Share Image
Don't let a single comic moment pass you by; then help the audience get the laughs. Give them permission to laugh by… — James Carver Copy Share Image
If I ever tell the same story twice, just laugh and roll with it because, when you get older, you start doing… — John Calipari Copy Share Image
She threw back her head with a laugh that made her chins ripple like little waves. — Edith Wharton Copy Share Image
Men are more visual creatures and rate women based on looks. We like to laugh and be shown a good time. I've… — Alice Eve Copy Share Image
I always chose all my friends on whether they were funny. What's a better way to pass the time than laughing or… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
Mama and I would go to a funeral and she'd stand up to read the dead person's eulogy. She made the ignorant… — Henry Louis Gates Copy Share Image
![“I remember watching that show [Golden Girls] with my parents and not totally understanding it. Like, a lot of comedy flew over my head, a lot of the sexual stuff I didn't know. But because there was a laugh track, I'd laugh really hard, and I'm now remembering the look on my parents' faces - I had…” quote by June Diane Raphael](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/d32/june-diane-raphael-9279_comedy_i-remember-watching-that-show-golden-gir_2682193.jpg)
![“Some things need to be a song. Some things need to be a play. Some things need to be a painting. Some things need to be-though I'd never be a choreographer-some things might ought to be a dance [laughs]. I've found that exploring an idea in different ways, it gives you different opportunities.” quote by Andy Wilkinson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/724/andy-wilkinson-41009_choreographers_some-things-need-to-be-a-song-some-thing_2684398.jpg)
![“I can tell that sometimes I live a very good moment and I'm very joy- ful and optimistic, so I can see more bright colors in my collection. [laughs] Other times I feel so depressed and so sad and I see a lot of darkness. So it really depends. Of course, there are certain rules you have to operate…” quote by Frida Giannini](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/9a2/frida-giannini-20757_bright-colors_i-can-tell-that-sometimes-i-live-a-very_2697364.jpg)
