Laughing Quotes · Page 125

In the first act, you get the audience's attention - once you have it, they will repay you in the second. Play…

— Noel Coward

I always wanted to make strangers and friends and family laugh. I was over ten years younger than my brothers. It was…

— Gary Gulman

I always have been a guy that's always smiling, always laughing. And really, my family, man. Just them right there, when I…

— Chris Harris, Jr

I started out performing as a little boy, I was trying to make my mother feel better and laugh because she was…

— Jim Carrey

It's always wonderful to get to know women, with the mystery and the joy and the depth. If you can make a…

— Keanu Reeves

“Take your dying with some seriousness, however. Laughing on the way to your execution is not generally understood by less advanced life…

— Messiah's Handbook Reminders for the Advanced Soul

The artist one day falls through a hole in the brambles, and from that moment he is following the dark rapids of…

— Cyril Connolly

I'm the interpreter. I'm the one who takes your words and brings them to life. I was trained to sing and dance…

— Aaliyah

“This life is for loving, sharing, learning, smiling, caring, forgiving, laughing, hugging, helping, dancing, wondering, healing, and even more loving. I choose…

— Steve Maraboli

I would like to play some character that's somewhat dramatic. I don't see myself ever becoming that serious, or it sounds weird,…

— Jon Heder

But if we come back, if German men come back, if British men come back, and Japs, and French, and all the…

— J. D. Salinger

There are people - I think this is why there are so many commercial directors doing well in big studio movies, for…

— Ti West

When I'm in New York, I have a wonderful hair and makeup team. We've just been laughing all day today. In work,…

— Carrie Ann Inaba

Everybody isn't your friend. Just because they hang around you and laugh with you doesn't mean they're for you. Just because they…

— Trent Shelton

A good friend is someone we can count on, as well as being so much more. A friend is someone with whom…

— Jennifer Youngs

I am asking you to marry me because I love you,” he said, “because I cannot imagine living my life without you.…

— Julia Quinn

Now and again he spoke to those that served him and thanked them in their own language. They smiled at him and…

— Anonymous

Let somebody insult you and see that that you do not answer back. Just see it, not to get into temper. Try…

— Nirmala Srivastava

This is an ugly and mean world, and only to spite it we mustn't weep. If you want to know, this is…

— Anonymous

One night I went over to get some dope from some Hollywood tough guy. After I left, my son Scott, who was…

— James Caan

I have a really crazy cackle laugh, and I think sometimes people don't realize that they're not laughing at my jokes, they're…

— Kaitlyn Bristowe

'Who was your mother?' 'Never had none!' said the child, with another grin. 'Never had any mother? What do you mean? Where…

— Harriet Beecher Stowe

I do remember smiling quite a bit inside it though since I knew it wouldn't be seen on film - so of…

— David Prowse

I grew up in Manchester in a big Irish family - there are seven of us in all - so my life…

— Shayne Ward

Do what makes YOU happy. Choose to spend time with the people who help to uplift you and brighten your spirits. Choose…

— Anurag Prakash Ray

“Hello?" "You should check the curtains before you take a bath, princess,"a deep, mocking voice says. "Wha-" I half scream, half yelp…

— Tera Lynn Childs

If there are still men who really want to live in this world, they should first dare to speak out, to laugh,…

— Lu Xun

My favorite day at '30 Rock' is Thursday when the show airs. At lunch, we screen the episodes. For everyone to watch…

— Tina Fey

I’m not a child. (Zarek) No, you’re not a child. You never were. Children are supposed to be protected and cared for.…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

You can't know if someone's really your best friend. I think the measure of that is you could not see each other…

— Zooey Deschanel

When people laugh at me, they are not laughing in the way that they normally would at a comedian. They are laughing…

— Barry Humphries

I can mostly laugh at myself and this whole mess called "Linux developers," which means that I get along with most people…

— Linus Torvalds

Joyful let the soul be in the present, let it disdain to trouble about what is beyond and temper bitterness with a…

— Horace

My favorite part is being engaged with somebody's story and life, and getting a laugh with people I have a tremendous amount…

— Marc Maron

In normal life people say, 'You're so different than on stage!' Offstage I'm down to earth, simple and a very goofy girl...…

— Nicole Scherzinger

To me, it's my job not to laugh, no matter what's said. By the time we shoot, I'm ready for all that's…

— Ice Cube

Laughter is a holy thing. It is as sacred as music and silence and solemnity, maybe more sacred. Laughter is like a…

— Ted Loder

Trump will not respond to reasoned argument. He will not be held accountable for the things he said. All you can do…

— Stephen Colbert

Making a woman laugh. What is that about? And the prettier the woman, the more satisfaction I get. It doesn't make any…

— Larry David

There's one point where I play the piano upside down. When I first did that, I hit my head and it really…

— Richard Hyung-ki Joo