If evolution was worth its salt, it should've evolved something better than 'survival of the fittest.' I think a better idea would… — Lily Tomlin Copy Share Image
The Sopranos' is filled with really retrograde humor. Bathroom humor, falls, stupid puns, bad jokes - infantile, adolescent stuff, but it makes… — David Chase Copy Share Image
When the kids were growing up, I think they thought the worst thing about me being a mom is that I would… — Micah Perks Copy Share Image
When part of what you're trying to get at is the truth hidden under a taboo, or when you want to nail… — Todd Solondz Copy Share Image
Im grateful for my health, glad Im making people laugh, glad my wife still likes me after a lotta years, grateful my… — David Alan Basche Copy Share Image
I refuse, whenever possible, to do shows on a Monday. I don't do gigs on a Monday, because nobody laughs on Mondays.… — John Bishop Copy Share Image
Eye Nature's walks, shoot folly as it flies, And catch the manners living as they rise; Laugh where we must, be candid… — Alexander Pope Copy Share Image
As one, they leap, laughing, and that is where we leave them - mouths open, arms spread wide, fingers splayed to take… — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
I think the way I feel when I look at Evan comes from her. In pictures taken the day she married my… — Elizabeth Scott Copy Share Image
TORONTO -- When Cameron Crowe was flying to the Toronto film festival recently, he walked down the aisle of the plane and… — Cameron Crowe Copy Share Image
One of the reasons I sing so much about smoking or drinking isn't about the addiction, but more so that I'm trying… — Hank Williams III Copy Share Image
At the beggining of my career, for me the comedy circuit was a combination of desperation and the fact that it was… — Eric Bana Copy Share Image
Nevertheless we have this curious spectacle: daily the trained parrot in the pulpit gravely delivers himself of these ironies, which he has… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
One of the greatest gifts my father gave me - unintentionally - was witnessing the courage with which he bore adversity. We… — Ben Okri Copy Share Image
Not harder than it should be, no. We're about the business, we're about the work. It's all about the work, always. We… — Antoine Fuqua Copy Share Image
Leo and Soledad simultaneously gave out a sort of half laugh, half snort. It was loud, and it was relieved, and it… — Nancy Werlin Copy Share Image
I try not to make plans. God always laughs at your plans. I’m going to keep the door open, and keep the… — Tom Hiddleston Copy Share Image
She went kind of pink and laughed, the kind of laugh you do when you know yo shouldn't be laughing. The kind… — Jojo Moyes Copy Share Image
Abysmal vermin that I am, I couldn't of course tell her that it was her incredible mother that I wanted to see… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“My friends, I am not saying I know for a fact that there is no God. All I am saying is that… — Dan Brown Copy Share Image
Life can be wildly tragic at times, and I've had my share. But whatever happens to you, you have to keep a… — Katharine Hepburn Copy Share Image
I'm not scared, if that's what you're wondering. The moment of death is full of sound and warmth and light shooting away,… — Lauren Oliver Copy Share Image
Children smile 400 times a day on average ... adults 15 times. Children laugh 150 times a day ... adults 6 times… — Robert Holden Copy Share Image
Here's a tip for all you aspiring young comics: Don't beat up the customers. It is very difficult to get laughs from… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
There are so many people who don't know small towns exist. When I write, I want to give my readers two things:… — Jan Karon Copy Share Image
The skill of a good actor is to make it always seem like you're in that fantastically spontaneous moment. Very often, a… — Colin Firth Copy Share Image
To our betters eve can reconcile ourselves, if you please--respecting them sincerely, laughing at their jokes, making allowance for their stupidities, meekly… — William Makepeace Thackeray Copy Share Image
It's extraordinary to think that if you walked into a room and said you had never heard of Hamlet, you would be… — Robert Winston Copy Share Image
At moments when life is at its worst there are two things you can do: 1.) break down,lose hope and refuse to… — Cecelia Ahern Copy Share Image
It's gotta be fun, if it's not fun it's not worth doing. Music is about having a good time feeling your soul,… — Neil Young Copy Share Image
My sense of humor was a tool for me getting past my mother and father separating, my older brother having cerebral palsy,… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I love the way Damon Lindelof writes. It's almost like he was channeling me and he had my voice, even though the… — Scott Glenn Copy Share Image
I always loved performing! My mom said anytime there was an opportunity to get up and perform I would! I would volunteer… — Chloe Noelle Copy Share Image
People are often surprised by the fact that I laugh a lot, that I look like Lena Dunham, and that I don't… — Hannah Fidell Copy Share Image
I just like to write stuff that makes people laugh, stuff that works, a fun movie that everyone can enjoy. I'm not… — Scot Armstrong Copy Share Image
In our man-of-war world, Life comes in at one gangway and Death goes overboard at the other. Under the man-of-war scourge, cursesmix… — Herman Melville Copy Share Image
Friends are helpful not only because they will listen to us, but because they will laugh at us; Through them we learn… — Will Durant Copy Share Image
I don't know if there is a gene for comedy, but my dad was a very funny man. He just didn't know… — James Belushi Copy Share Image
Hope fills the afflicted soul with such inward joy and consolation, that it can laugh while tears are in the eye, sigh… — William Gurnall Copy Share Image
Just take Germany and the suffering of Jews during and after the Second World War. It would be legal to ridicule and… — Tariq Ramadan Copy Share Image
