Kids Quotes by Anonymous · Page 6

Mom, my friends don't care if my room is messy. They just care if we have food.

— Anonymous

My parents should be proud of me because I'm addicted to Twitter and not drugs.

— Anonymous

Sleeping with all your stuffed animals as a child so none of them got offended.

— Anonymous

Waiting for your parents to be in a good mood before asking them for something.

— Anonymous

Kids in the back seat cause accidents.. Accidents in the back seat cause kids..

— Anonymous

When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'

— Anonymous

Mom, look! 'Very nice.' Oh, that's cool how you saw without actually looking...

— Anonymous

I don't care how many warnings I get, I am still going to eat raw cookie dough.

— Anonymous

First, we parents have to back up school authority and quit making excuses for our kids when they misbehave.

— Anonymous

Why I wear thick socks: 1% To be warm. 1% To be comfortable. 98% To slide across floor like a freakin ninja!

— Anonymous

Its all fun and games until you realize your Capri-Sun doesnt have a straw. Thats when the sh*t hits the fan!

— Anonymous

They’re evacuating the younger kids and everyone’s meeting in the Great Hall to get organized. We’re fighting.

— Anonymous

Now it was just the three of us: the leader, the warrior, and the kid about to wet his pants. Guess who…

— Anonymous

I'm a barrel of monkeys, kid, though mostly I figure monkeys stuck in a barrel are just going to be pissed off.

— Anonymous

There's you. There's me. We love each other, and we have since we were kids, so we should be together. The end.

— Anonymous

My message with 'LazyTown' has always been really simple; I just want to get kids and families moving together.

— Anonymous

Yes. It is true. I, Michael Scott, am signing up with an online dating service. Thousands of people have done it, and…

— Anonymous

We draft mostly high school kids and we have one of the finest, if not the finest, player development programs and coaching…

— Anonymous

To believe that your husband, wife, parents, kids, boss, job, bank account, or body is even partly responsible for your emotions, to…

— Anonymous

Mom, when I was a kid, you did so much to make sure I had the best life you could possibly give…

— Anonymous

Being an atheist means you have to realise that when you die, that really is it. You've got to make the most…

— Anonymous

I hate superheroes. I always hated superheroes. From the time I was a little kid, I could believe in a 50-foot gorilla…

— Anonymous

I ain't no saint, but I've tried never to do anything that would hurt my family or offend God...I figure all any…

— Anonymous

As a kid in Fayetteville, N.C., I played golf all day, every day, a lot of it by myself. I spent hundreds…

— Anonymous

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now???

— Anonymous

'Im going to bed.' really means, 'Im going to lie on my bed and be on my phone.'

— Anonymous

When life gets you down, just look at your kids and see what life has given you.

— Anonymous

If Twitter and Facebook were school subjects, my parents would be so proud of me.

— Anonymous

I can't properly clean my room because I get distracted by the cool stuff I find.

— Anonymous

I'm yelling 'I'm ready!' to my mom even though I'm still trying to find my stuff.

— Anonymous

Now son, you don’t want to drink beer. That’s for Daddies, and kids with fake IDs.

— Anonymous

If you want plenty of experience in dealing with difficult people, then have kids.

— Anonymous

I don't like talking on the phone when my parents are listening. So uncomfortable.

— Anonymous

It doesn't even matter what it is. It's automatically cool if it Glows in the dark.

— Anonymous

They say you should never work with children or animals.... Isn't that right, Rolf?

— Anonymous

I haven't done much this summer, but that doesn't mean I want to start back school.

— Anonymous

That awkward moment when you see a 10 year old child with a better phone than yours.

— Anonymous

Mom and dad, it's okay that you're on Facebook, but please don't invade Twitter now.

— Anonymous

I do what I want, when I want, wherever I want!....as long as my mom says it's okay.

— Anonymous

That once in a lifetime moment when Mom agrees to buy what you want without arguing.

— Anonymous