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“Yes. It is true. I, Michael Scott, am signing up…” quote by Anonymous — Download Open image

“Yes. It is true. I, Michael Scott, am signing up with an online dating service. Thousands of people have done it, and I am going to do it. I need a username, and I have a great one. 'Little Kid Lover.' That way people will know exactly where my priorities are at.”

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