I bet plants go like 'Weeeeeeeee!' whenever they're swallowed by a giraffe. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love you mommy. 'I don't have any money, try your dad.' I love you daddy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I look forward to the day that a lot of the folks that you all talk about and cover on this network… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One advantage to having a kid on the spectrum: they tend to be rule followers. Socially, things are harder for them than… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The biggest thing you can give a kid is self-esteem, so that they're not shy to do different things. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When life gets hard and you feel like giving up, just remember you are never alone and you mean the world to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nice dress Zoey. It looks just like mine. Oh, wait! It used to be mine. Aphrodite laughed a throaty, I'm-so-grown-and-you're-just-a-kid laugh. I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when your mom's doing the dishes, so you slowly put another one in and walk away fast. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just — just to be clear,” he said. “You want to leave Tonks at her parents’ house and come away with us?”… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Encourage your children to read. Reading can unlock the keys to a whole world of information. Parents are teachers, both by example… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom, my friends don't care if my room is messy. They just care if we have food. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think I'm addicted to Twitter. Ive starting losing interest in convos that go over 140 characters. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are kids out there that are into Iron Maiden and others who are strictly into industrial music, but they come for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My dear sweet mother, I hope your special day is blessed with sunshine and smiles, laughter, love and happiness. I Love You!… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
At sleepovers: Friends= Oh they're still sleeping, I'll just wait...Best Friends= Wake up b*tch, I'm hungry. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The truth is that stress doesn't come from your boss, your kids, your spouse, traffic jams, health challenges, or other circumstances. It… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Here's to the kid's... Whose 11:11 wish was wasted on one person who will never be there for them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Slamming the door shut, so everybody in the house knows you're pissed off. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My parents should be proud of me because I'm addicted to Twitter and not drugs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's like people you see sometimes, and you can't imagine what it would be like to be that person, whether it's somebody… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I listened to my kids talk about me as a parent, and I learned about things they wished I'd done and said.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Teachers were both blamed for everything that went wrong with kids and turned to for their every salvation. This dual role of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear 11 year old on Facebook with 'It's complicated.' Seriously????? What did he do??? Steal your animal crackers?? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My parents told me 'You watch too much TV and should try reading more!' So I turned on the subtitles. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he discovers it's gone, I think a good thing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Children are the most precious of all, they need to be understood, cared for and loved in order to develop their hope… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Adult: So when do you go back to school Me: can't I just enjoy the rest of my summer without thinking about… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Parents go through their own pain bringing us into the world and raising us ... does that make us bond to them… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you want to get your children's attention, just look real comfortable, talk on the phone,or try to have a conversation with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
