The best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it you once made a little kid cry, and then made them laugh so you wouldn't get into trouble. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The biggest thing you can give a kid is self-esteem, so that they're not shy to do different things. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think I'm addicted to Twitter. Ive starting losing interest in convos that go over 140 characters. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We would worry less if we praised more. Thanksgiving is the enemy of discontent and dissatisfaction. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't understand how Super Mario can smash blocks with his head but dies when he touches a turtle. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Going to the supermarket with your mom & secretly putting a snack into the cart without her knowing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My parents told me 'You watch too much TV and should try reading more!' So I turned on the subtitles. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We didn't have a phone when I was a kid, and I was too shy to smash any public phones, and our… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't want to do children's music. I write kids songs, but the kids songs I write are for my kids -… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's a tough life being a pop star. You know, at the end of the day when you've paid all the bills… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was in a commercial when I was three. My godfather was a director and a producer of commercials. He took me… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nice dress Zoey. It looks just like mine. Oh, wait! It used to be mine. Aphrodite laughed a throaty, I'm-so-grown-and-you're-just-a-kid laugh. I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If a little kid ever asks you just why the sky is blue, you look him or her right in the eye… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The idea that you have a vision of what you're supposed to be, or going to be, or where your kids are… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When 'American Pie' happened, I was so lucky to get that opportunity and I just tried to do a good job in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
