The only love that I really believe in is a mothers love for her children. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mom doesnt understand that I need to sleep in the extra five minutes... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sure, it's simple, writing for kids... Just as simple as bringing them up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I bet plants go like 'Weeeeeeeee!' whenever they're swallowed by a giraffe. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love you mommy. 'I don't have any money, try your dad.' I love you daddy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love how we don't even need to say out loud that I'm your favorite child. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't wait to have kids. I want so many. I want to adopt and have my own. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You always have that bit of hope inside you during a fire drill, that your school is actually on fire... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when your mom's doing the dishes, so you slowly put another one in and walk away fast. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I realised there were no good role models for kids. Popeye eats spinach, but also smokes and hits people. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Mothers Day mom! You are an inspiration, a great friend and by far the best mom any one can ask for. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
At sleepovers: Friends= Oh they're still sleeping, I'll just wait...Best Friends= Wake up b*tch, I'm hungry. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're at a sleepover and you're the first one to wake up and have nothing to do... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I had done a lot of reading, relative for a kid, about World War Two, and I thought about Chamberlain a lot. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't really know if it's the right thing to do, making new life. Kids grow up, generations take their place. What… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We had played a kid's version of gang fighting called "Civil War," and then later we had got in on the real… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Once your kid reaches middle school, parents are really supposed to fade out of the social picture. Kids are supposed to make… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If your kids attend school and grades are up that will make $1,000 contributions to some 10,000 kids across the country, are… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Asian people are very practical and come from a conservative world. The parents want their kids to be doctors and lawyers. There… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Some people discard their childhood like an old hat. They forget about it like a phone number that's no longer valid. They… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Well, I didn't really grow up playing or listening to metal, like many of the kids I went to school with. I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Welcome, Prince,' said Aslan. 'Do you feel yourself sufficient to take up the Kingship of Narnia?' I - I don't think I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My cell phone is my watch, camera, flashlight, calculator and so much more. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd like to thank Tetris for making me really good at loading my dishwasher. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wasn't aware that answering my mom's question was considered talking back. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your mom makes a chore list for you, during summer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when my parents rush me to get ready and then when I am, they're not. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The shortest horror story ever; Computer: unable to connect to the internet. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can play the coolest tricks when people don't know that you have a twin. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Daydreaming while you're reading, then having to re-read what you just read. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't bother putting your hand over my mouth to shut me up. I will lick you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
'Mom I cant find it.' 'If I go up there and find it you're dead.' 'FOUND IT!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
'Mom, make me some food ?' 'Get it yourself.' 'Never mind, I'm not hungry...' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't try to grow up to fast because one day you will want to be a kid again! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That depressing feeling you get when when your friends are absent from school. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have two step-kids and one of my own on the way. That's three college funds. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Poking holes in your parents condoms so there's someone else to do the dishes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That disappointing moment when you realize dinner is something you don't like. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
