Kids Quotes by Anonymous · Page 7

Planning the conversation in your head before asking your parents for something big.

— Anonymous

When your mother is mad and asks you, Do I look stupid? it's best not to answer her.

— Anonymous

That awkward moment when your mom is washing the dishes, and you put one in the sink.

— Anonymous

I'm painting a blue square in my backyard. So that Google Earth thinks I have a pool.

— Anonymous

Pretending to really care about a teacher's personal life just to waste time in class.

— Anonymous

A true friend will play ninja with you in the middle of Walmart and think it's normal.

— Anonymous

The best feeling in the world is to know that your parents are smiling because of you.

— Anonymous

School for 12 years, college for 4 years or more...then you work until you die. Great.

— Anonymous

Dear Parents, Thanks for giving me such a weird name. Sincerely, my name is never on those customized keychains.

— Anonymous

Adult: So when do you go back to school Me: can't I just enjoy the rest of my summer without thinking about…

— Anonymous

My four year old son and I were at Walmart and I had to use the restroom. After I flushed he says…

— Anonymous

I really do feel like I'm in better shape and look better now - even after having three kids - than I…

— Anonymous

I used to be sure of things. Me, once i had all the answers. I wish i was a kid again, when…

— Anonymous

Dear 11 year old on Facebook with 'It's complicated.' Seriously????? What did he do??? Steal your animal crackers??

— Anonymous

To work hard. To open new doors for our kids, for our grandkids. To renew our spirit. That's what America is about.

— Anonymous

That look you give your friend when they say something they weren't supposed to mention in front of your parents...

— Anonymous

That don't look good," Kramisha said. "Not good at all." She paused and then her eyes went from me to Heath, whose…

— Anonymous

Most single moms are very poor, uneducated, can't get a job, and if it weren't for government assistance, their kids would be…

— Anonymous

I've been thinking about it, and that poem, that guy that wrote it, he meant you're gold when you're a kid, like…

— Anonymous

You're idealizing everything too much. No, the grass isn't greener. If you need proof, spend the weekend with a married couple. To…

— Anonymous

“I always thought of myself as a humanities person as a kid, but I liked electronics,” he said. “Then I read something…

— Anonymous

It's like people you see sometimes, and you can't imagine what it would be like to be that person, whether it's somebody…

— Anonymous

It's funny how when you're little, you miss all the little lies. They float right past you, but you don't wonder about…

— Anonymous

I think there's a time to work, and everyone has to kind of adjust. And then there's a time to relax, and…

— Anonymous

That awkward moment when your dad thinks that every boy you talk to is your boyfriend.

— Anonymous

This whole generation of parents - I'm guilty of it too - does too much for their kids.

— Anonymous

All that I hope to say in books, all that I ever hope to say, is that I love the world.

— Anonymous

No matter how early I wake up for class, I always have to rush to make it there on time.

— Anonymous

The walk of shame when you have to put something back in a store after your mom says no.

— Anonymous

Haters gonna hate. Potatoes gonna potate. Waiters gonna wait. Alligators gonna aligate...

— Anonymous

Rewarding yourself with an hour on Facebook, just for writing your name on your homework.

— Anonymous

Youll soon get their appreciation if you start to teach them how you appreciate them now.

— Anonymous

Parents: I'm in a bad mood. I think I'll go yell at my kids so they're in a bad mood too.

— Anonymous

So I want my kids to go to public schools because I think it's a better education overall.

— Anonymous

Apple was going to make an Ipod for kids, but Itouch kids isnt a very good marketing name.

— Anonymous

If from infancy you treat children as gods, they are liable in adulthood to act as devils.

— Anonymous

The best part of sleepovers are the deep conversations you have in the middle of the night.

— Anonymous

When your mom thinks you have an attitude with her but all you did was answer her question.

— Anonymous

The sentence 'The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog' uses every letter in the alphabet.

— Anonymous

My mom says it's her house, but when it's time to clean, it magically becomes my house, too.

— Anonymous