I told the monster in my closet that coming out of there would make him gay. That solves that problem. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't give any kinda fruit away this Halloween trick or treaters don't want that shit. Sincerely, kids — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Math, I am sick and tired of finding your X. Just accept the fact that she is gone. MOVE ON DUDE. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear kindergarden children, If you don't like nap time please give it to us. Sincerely, High Schoolers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Many of lifes failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are a lot of things that you don't realize that your parents are going through when you're a kid. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hen my dad says to be home at 11.30, he doesn't mean be in the driveway, but inside the house by myself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am an Air Force brat - that's the terminology they use for military kids who are traveling constantly. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I always felt I was living in two worlds. One was the Mexican world, because nearly everybody I knew, relatives and cousins… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I remember really bonding with the first generation kids, the Chinese Canadian kids, and in high school bonding with the Latin kids… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd like to name my kid a whole phrase. You know, something like Ladies and Gentlemen. That'll be a cool name for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In Georgia it's a little different because of the East Cobb program. It's such a strong program that we see a lot… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't know what compassionate conservative means. Does it mean cutting kids out of after school programs, Does it mean drilling in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I sleep to much, Parents complain. Don't get enough sleep, Parents complain. I eat too much, Parents complain. I don't eat enough,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Talking about abstract things is important. Having big, wild conversations about concepts like art, music, time travel, and dreams makes it much… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I look forward to the day that a lot of the folks that you all talk about and cover on this network… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Kids are like farts, you don't mind your own, but others are unbearable. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear teacher, I talk no matter where I am. Moving my seat will not help. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Swimming: 5% Swimming. 95% just doing flips and handstands in the water. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Slamming the door shut, so everybody in the house knows you're pissed off. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When people ask for candy I'm eating, I give them the flavor I don't like. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
