It doesn't even matter what it is. It's automatically cool if it Glows in the dark. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fridge full of food, nothing to eat. Wardrobe full of clothes, nothing to wear. Internet full of sites, nothing to go on. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Pretending to really care about a teacher's personal life just to waste time in class. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mom says it's her house, but when it's time to clean, it magically becomes my house, too. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you see a 10 year old child with a better phone than yours. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The goat, for us, is an image that's stuck in our heads since we were kids, coming from Iowa people are like… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No matter how early I wake up for class, I always have to rush to make it there on time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Now son, you don’t want to drink beer. That’s for Daddies, and kids with fake IDs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That's really my goal now. I'm trying to be a positive role model to my kids and to just enjoy this ride,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I sleep to much, Parents complain. Don't get enough sleep, Parents complain. I eat too much, Parents complain. I don't eat enough,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They say you should never work with children or animals.... Isn't that right, Rolf? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ever notice when your eating cereal, the back of the box suddenly becomes super interesting? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you want plenty of experience in dealing with difficult people, then have kids. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Time to clean my room: 50% listening to music and dancing around, 49% being lazy, 1% cleaning up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Many of life's decisions are hard. What kind of career should you pursue? Does your ailing mother need to be put in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think it's [concern about global warming] mainly just like little kids locking themselves in dark closets to see how much they… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't like talking on the phone when my parents are listening. So uncomfortable. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love how we don't even need to say out loud that I'm your favorite child. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was always the kid who could draw. I had this talent, and it was the one thing that gave me some… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
'Mom I cant find it.' 'If I go up there and find it you're dead.' 'FOUND IT!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't wait for football games, hoodies, bonfires, Uggs, cuddling, s'mores, weekend parties, Halloween, & Christmas. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd like to thank Tetris for making me really good at loading my dishwasher. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hen my dad says to be home at 11.30, he doesn't mean be in the driveway, but inside the house by myself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As children, we said no, we rebelled, we had temper tantrums and meltdowns. We tested our limits. Our parents' limits. All limits.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My scratching I don't really think communicates to intelligent life forms. Anyone with more than one brain cell would think Kid Koala… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Those kids aren't dumb. But the people who run these schools want to make sure they don't get smart: they are really… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your encouragement, support and love... has helped me grow to what I am now! Thank you for brightening up my life! Happy… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If selfish means taking care of my kids and not worrying about anyone else and their drama, then yes.. I am the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've been thinking about it, and that poem, that guy that wrote it, he meant you're gold when you're a kid, like… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This whole generation of parents - I'm guilty of it too - does too much for their kids. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I learned that there are two things that kids really like: movement and love. Happy kids move; unhappy, they don't move. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey Millionaires: If you don't have trampoline floors and a giant slide that goes from your bed to a pool, then give… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom and dad, it's okay that you're on Facebook, but please don't invade Twitter now. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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