“Joshua grinned: “I think we’ll both do better than my cousin John and his ‘hold them underwater until they agree with you’… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“We were seekers. You are that which is sought, Joshua. You are the source. The end is divinity, in the beginning is… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Joshua could hear stirring inside of the stable master’s house and a voice calling for him to hold his horses, which is… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“With influence comes power, with power, abuse. Jakan was only the son of a Pharisee. He was only two years older than… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“It’s as if Joshua springs forth full grown from the head of Zeus. (Okay, bad metaphor, but you know what I mean.)” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Love them all," said Renoir. "That is the secret, young man. Love them all." The painter let go of his arm and shrugged. "Then,… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“I tried cutting myself to express my heartbreak over Tommy (Lord Flood) rejecting me, but OMFG it hurts like flaming fuck.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“I hope you are not here to ask me to do my bawdy business- the monkey has a nosebleed and the circus, sir, is… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“The night was crisp and the stars shone with a cold blue light like loneliness or infinity.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Abby Von Normal - And I'm like, "Don't change the subject, Kung Pao, what I want to know is if you're ready to spend… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“You can't just go around blurting out the truth like a prophet with Tourette's syndrome.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“…turning your ankle hurts like hell, even if you're a superhero.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
