I only have eight jokes, but I can do 'em over a two-hour period of time. — Ron Shock Copy Share Image
If the Bible is correct, and the Earth is only 6,000 years old, that means there were no dinosaurs, and museum curators have been… — Ron Shock Copy Share Image
I prefer to have one gigantic laugh preceded by several smaller laughs rather than a bunch of medium laughs all along. — Ron Shock Copy Share Image
I can't write a joke. I could never write. I do a lot of stories and I call them stories, but they're just comedy… — Ron Shock Copy Share Image
There's probably been very few people in comedy that have a diversified background as I do. — Ron Shock Copy Share Image
I'm a storyteller. I'm not like any other comic. I tell detailed stories - not made-up stuff, but true stories. — Ron Shock Copy Share Image
It has been a wonderful life for me. It's just been a blessing. I can't say I would have done it any other way.… — Ron Shock Copy Share Image
Most people are used to the T.V. comedy method of one joke every 18 seconds. And that's why it's not funny... There's no time… — Ron Shock Copy Share Image
Fortunately for me, or unfortunately, they made me an editor of the Parish Prison Pelican. I could read and write, and I had a… — Ron Shock Copy Share Image
I came to Vegas because I wanted to, not because I thought it could help my career. I didn't even know they had comedy… — Ron Shock Copy Share Image
