Existentialists are monumentally and monotonously serious; they don't like to joke. — Wislawa Szymborska Copy Share Image
In France everything is a matter for jest. People make quips about the scaffold, about Napoleon's defeat on the banks of The… — Honore de Balzac Copy Share Image
Even during the promotion I told people that I didn't like Rush Hour. The jokes I didn't understand and the fighting, compared… — Jackie Chan Copy Share Image
[Some people think] that storytelling is telling jokes. So they have to be discouraged! Then others think that storytelling-is like an encounter… — Doris Lessing Copy Share Image
This is really hard to do but I'd like to change the tone now and briefly mention today's terrible tragedy in France.… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
I like things that are immature and offbeat and bizarre. Random jokes. Weird stuff. And stupid. Stupid is the highest compliment a… — Andy Samberg Copy Share Image
I used to love 'Murphy Brown' as a kid. I didn't even understand half of the jokes that were going on, but… — Cristela Alonzo Copy Share Image
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, Wait, you forgot the remote! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I got some tartar control toothpaste. I still have tartar, but that stuff's under control. I got so much tartar, I don't… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“If you are having private thoughts and ask an intimate friend to listen to them in privacy or on a date will… — Ana Claudia Antunes Copy Share Image
BONANZA * BONANZA * BONANZA The BONANZA IS HERE AGAIN!!! You don't wanna miss out the fun this season as several lucky… — Horla Copy Share Image
If you think of the people who are funny in your life, you'll note it's not because they tell jokes, it's because… — Anne Beatts Copy Share Image
Whenever someone says This day couldn't get any worse I immediately punch them in nose & ask Are you sure about that? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I had a couple of decent laughs on Townies, but for the most part, delivering a joke that you just know is… — Eric McCormack Copy Share Image
“Not everyone who has killed themselves because they were HIV positive would have been killed by AIDS.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I consider myself a sit-down comedian really, as much as anything else. I love comedy. Life is a cosmic joke. — Robert Wyatt Copy Share Image
I recently did the David Letterman Show about my book. He was very serious and made no jokes and it caught me… — Bob Woodward Copy Share Image
Somebody bought me a Snuggie as a joke gift. Haha, the joke's on you, I enjoy it. I toss and turn at… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
“Death would be an extremely bad thing like most of us paint it, if being dead were painful.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The sad thing is, I was discovering that you almost have to make a joke of being good to strangers. Up and… — Danny Wallace Copy Share Image
Before doing my first open mic, I was sitting in the back watching all these comedians banter back and forth and fire… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
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