Teacher: What tense is I am beautiful in? Student: Its surely the past tense. — Curly Copy Share Image
My mom says pigs dont eat biscuits¦ So I better take that one out of your hand. — Curly Copy Share Image
Holy wow! it looks like your face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork. — Curly Copy Share Image
Youre so ugly, when you were born, the doctor said Wheres the baby? Youre so ugly, when you were born, your parents… — Curly Copy Share Image
Laugh youre heart out, Dance in the rain. Cherish The Moment, Ignore the pain, Live, Laugh, Love, forgive and forget. Lifes too Short To… — Curly Copy Share Image
My teacher told me to write down what I wanted to be when I grow up. I wrote down happy. When I showed it… — Curly Copy Share Image
There are levels of ugliness which are acceptable¦ But looking at you¦that is just illegal!!! — Curly Copy Share Image
When your mom dropped you off at the school, she got a ticket for littering. — Curly Copy Share Image
Teacher: What tense is I am beautiful in? Student: Its surely the past tense. — Curly Copy Share Image
A book is like a treasure chest¦. You open it, and the words are the treasures. If you sleep with your book under your… — Curly Copy Share Image
Life is like a video game, except we dont have extra lives, retries, pause or continues A creative life is a fulfilling life¦ as… — Curly Copy Share Image
A book is like carrying a garden in your pocket. It always is full of life, new smells, and new things to see. Always… — Curly Copy Share Image
Everybody wants happiness nobody wants pain. But you cant hav a rainbow without a little rain. — Curly Copy Share Image
Wow! You have a huge pimple in between your shoulders! Oh wait thats your face. — Curly Copy Share Image
