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I have never understood why it should be considered derogatory to the Creator to suppose that he has a sense of humour. — William Ralph Inge Copy Share Image
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musicians rarely have a sense of humour, at least, about themselves. — Carolyn Wells Copy Share Image
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Make it dark, make it grim, make it tough, but then, for the love of God, tell a joke. — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
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