“The death of a billionaire is worth more to the media than the lives of a billion poor people.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Two death sentences? Really? I mean, you look very well, considering.” Crane grinned at him. “One was in absentia. One wasn’t, and… — K.J. Charles Copy Share Image
“He and I always think the same things are funny, and that is such a lot; it's dreadful when two people's senses… — Jean Webster Copy Share Image
“A text pops up on the screen. It’s from Luis. I can’t help but grin when I read his perfectly thought-out message.… — Simone Elkeles Copy Share Image
“Nefarious purposes translation: For disgusting demon sex and the birth of the Devil incarnate. Nice.” — Elle Casey Copy Share Image
“He punctuated this last thought with such a deep sigh that a house sparrow singing near by stopped and rushed home to… — Norton Juster Copy Share Image
“The least we each ought to do for someone who treats us like a king or a queen is to treat them… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“One of the things about football fans in general is that they all think that they’re the same. But they are not.… — Dougie Brimson Copy Share Image
“People said— though this felt like a heresy— that they had seen Camille make Robespierre laugh.” — Hilary Mantel Copy Share Image
“Last time I saw her, she was peeking out from one of the bookcases next to the fireplace. She's the first cat… — Ellen Hart Copy Share Image
“Jase props himself up on an elbow, looking at me for a minute without saying anything. His face gets an unreadable expression,… — Huntley Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
“Porque mostrei enfado com as diligências necessárias para despachar a bagagem, considerou que sofria de horror aos preparativos das viagens, rotulando-me de… — Antero de Quental Copy Share Image
Prudent people are very happy; 'tis an exceeding fine thing, that's certain, but I was born without it, and shall retain to… — Mary Wortley Montagu Copy Share Image
I tend to think of fear and humour as very, very close together. And to be honest I think pornography completes the… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“Our senses inform us of the colour, weight, and consistence of bread; but neither sense nor reason can ever inform us of… — David Hume Copy Share Image
There is something indefinably keen and wan about her anatomy, and she has a watchful way of looking out of the corners… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“Prime numbers are useful for writing codes and in America they are classed as Military Material and if you find one over… — Mark Haddon Copy Share Image
And that is how we intend to destroy the enemy!" The superior shakes his head wearily. "Young man, the Soviets are our… — David Frum Copy Share Image
“There are men whose sense of humour is so ill developed that they still bear a grudge against Copernicus because he dethroned… — W. Somerset Maugham Copy Share Image
“I’m a firm believer in equality at all times—” “At all times?” She glanced at the cuffs clipped to his leathers. “Why… — Cherise Sinclair Copy Share Image
“I was proud to be brown in my own way. Well, I was at school; at school I was brown about the… — Nikesh Shukla Copy Share Image
“The fact that the person who you are sleeping with is also sleeping with another person or other people does not necessarily… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Nahum bobbed again. 'My crest is cropped by croaking cranes. I go to drown in doleful dumps, dead-drunk with drearihead.” — John Bellairs Copy Share Image
“You want fantasy? Here's one... There's this species that lives on a planet a few miles above molten rock and a few… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“I'm glad you two find this amusing." Hildy scooched toward the table so a man with a howling baby and several canvas… — Vicki Grant Copy Share Image
So in all humours sportively I range; My muse is rightly of the English strain, That cannot long one fashion entertain. — Michael Drayton Copy Share Image
“You were always grossly obese,' observed Stephen. 'Were you to walk ten miles a day, and eat half what you do in… — Patrick O'Brian Copy Share Image
“The human population would probably be way less than a thousand, if ejaculation were not usually accompanied by an orgasm.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I'm tired of all this nonsense about real beauty is inside you.That's deep enough. I mean what do you want, a 'gorgeous… — Bishwajeet Pattnayak Copy Share Image
“Wretched game, cricket, keeping romantic youths out in the sun when they should be indoors, applying balm to the foreheads of feverish… — Ruskin Bond Copy Share Image
“I'm living so far beyond my means that we may almost be said to be living apart.” — Saki Copy Share Image
“Higgledy piggledy, my black hen, She lays eggs for gentlemen. Gentlemen come every day To count what my black hen doth lay.… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
“Beetroot Cossins had moved to Kuala Lumpur where she had died of lethargy and pie.” — St. John Morris Copy Share Image
The difference between doing something and not doing something is doing something. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I attended a breakfast meeting with Fielding...half way through...the cork of nausea abruptly popped in my throat. I only just made it… — Martin Amis Copy Share Image
“I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired,' said Maxie. 'I know how that feels,' said Blue. 'I think some Pharaoh… — Charlie Higson Copy Share Image
I use humour a lot. My foundation is tragic, but my appearance is humorous. — Bahman Ghobadi Copy Share Image
“they were very scary times [1982], Midge Ure dancing with tears in his eyes. That German girl with the hairy arm pits… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“When you're conscious of what you're permitting to germinate inside you, the weeds in your life will wither away of their own… — Lawrence Shorter Copy Share Image
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