“I learned long ago that it is considered rude to vomit on your brother” — George R. R. Martin Copy Share Image
“I am one of those servants – butlers usually – who respectfully points out when their master is about to do something… — Joe Dunthorne Copy Share Image
“The most upsetting thing about Society’s attitude towards disabled people is that many millions of disabled people became disabled while trying to… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A truly compassionate man gives a poor woman a portion of his meal before he eats, not after he has eaten.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Old lady, if I die I'd like you to do one small thing for me. I want you to build a one-hundred-acre… — Michael Buckley Copy Share Image
“I fought the mighty urge to watch her put it on. My libido had just burst out of the closet and was… — B. Justin Shier Copy Share Image
“Do you want me to murder everyone here?!” "“Yes! They’re bad guys!” — Jess-Liz Cross Copy Share Image
“A whoop of charmers will go bananas once they have felt all their efforts have been made in vain.” — Lana M. Rochel Copy Share Image
“I came here to drink milk and kick ass. And I've just finished my milk.” — Maurice Moss Copy Share Image
“Oh. Well was this your first time painting a live model?” She nodded her head, with an almost guilty look on her… — Zack Love Copy Share Image
“As I stepped onto the gloomy landing a word formed in my mind: two syllables, starts with a V and rhymes with… — Ben Aaronovitch Copy Share Image
“The profilers’ plan to coax me out of the woods resembled a comedy skit. During their search of my Cane Creek trailer,… — Eric Rudolph Copy Share Image
I like girls with a good sense of humour. Girls who are a lot of fun to be around. — Corbin Bleu Copy Share Image
“Just because he likes the same bizzaro crap as you doesn't mean he's your soul mate.” — Rachel Hansen Copy Share Image
“In the past five minutes, I had managed to tease my libido, scald my crotch, and catch a world-class elbow with my… — B. Justin Shier Copy Share Image
“How could I not fall in love with him," she asked. And on the tail end of her words, her bedroom door… — Quinn Loftis Copy Share Image
“Excuse me, your attention please.” He waited until the whole floor had stopped what it was doing and turned to face him.… — Sarah Mayberry Copy Share Image
“To some believers, being on the pill or using a condom is a nonverbal way of telling God to go to hell.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“You are a reasonably civil, complaisant creature on dry land,' said Stephen, 'but the moment you are afloat you become pragmatical and… — Patrick O'Brian Copy Share Image
Of the things which nourish the imagination, humour is one of the most needful, and it is dangerous to limit or destroy… — John Millington Synge Copy Share Image
“From this, Udinaas surmised, various lessons could be drawn, should one be inclined to draw lessons from multiple acts of stupidity.” — Steven Erikson Copy Share Image
“Wait, you remember that?" "Of course I remember that. You sounded like a frat boy and looked like a fucking model. What… — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
“GUIL: It [Hamlet's madness] really boils down to symptoms. Pregnant replies, mystic allusions, mistaken identities, arguing his father is his mother, that… — Tom Stoppard Copy Share Image
