“Nonsense, this is my home and I must defend it. It’s time for Santa to get serious.” — Michael Diack Copy Share Image
GUILLOTINE, n. A machine which makes a Frenchman shrug his shoulders with good reason. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
“The great are eternally at the mercy of tiny men. And also, tiny madwomen.” — Salman Rushdie Copy Share Image
“We offered her flowers and signalled to her with our penises, but she did not respond with joy.' 'The men with the… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
“As an unavoidable result of the inevitable loss of some physical and/or some mental abilities, many a man who has been alive… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“We love being mentally strong, but we hate situations that allow us to put our mental strength to good use.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Do you know that GRAVITY Is stronger at morning? It is proven in the fact, It's so hard to get up from… — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
“Now what?” asked Fat Charlie. “Shall we all join hands and contact the living?” — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“If heaven really exists: then heaven is the job, hell is unemployment, while life is merely an interview.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“As one veteran Russian pilot dryly told me:"We have to be very careful flying in the clouds. Around here they are full… — Alan Hinkes Copy Share Image
“The clitoris is pure in purpose. It is the only organ in the body designed purely for pleasure. The clitoris is simply… — Eve Ensler Copy Share Image
“I’m fucking asking you!” The man stood his ground. From the corner of his eye Adam could see the other man getting… — Max Nowaz Copy Share Image
“News of the death of James V on 14 December gave even further cause for rejoicing, because his heir was a week-old… — Alison Weir Copy Share Image
“You need to be greedy or ignorant to truly want to live forever.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
You've got to have a sense of humour about sex. When you look at it, it's all pretty ridiculous, isn't it? — Cat Deeley Copy Share Image
“I was convinced I had overdrawn my balance of good fortune; that whatever haphazard benevolence the impassive universe might hold towards me… — william boyd Copy Share Image
“Sometimes it’s better to fail with pride, than to succeed at a price” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
“I demoted him from The Best Man Ever to just The Best Man I’d Ever Met. Superman would have charged out (hell,… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
“There is nothing morally wrong with buying stolen goods, unless you know that they were stolen.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Putting a damp spoon back in the bowl is the tea-drinking equivalent of sharing a needle. And I did not want to… — Alan Partridge Copy Share Image
“I crawled back to bed, knowing I was done for. Hours later, the phone in our room started ringing. It was George.… — Paul Merson Copy Share Image
“A pottery outside Paris was turning out his picture on thick glazed crockery in a strident yellow and blue. This is what… — Hilary Mantel Copy Share Image
