“Costin's contagious, dimpled smile was positively breath taking on his handsome face. She took in his appearance quickly and liked how he… — Quinn Loftis Copy Share Image
“Shithead Boss Man, eh? You know, Dylan, I really lucked out in the assistant department. The other partners in the firm have… — Lily Morton Copy Share Image
If you're an athlete and you completely focus on the body, you're missing other components. Similarly, if you're trying to broaden your… — Aimee Mullins Copy Share Image
“When I first arrived in Egypt many years ago, I looked at the tombs like a tourist. After being to them all… — G. P. Warren Copy Share Image
LECTURER, n. One with his hand in your pocket, his tongue in your ear and his faith in your patience. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
“You are more likely to find three TVs inside a randomly selected house than you are to find a single book that… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Ser Cleos raised a shout. When Jaime looked up, Brienne was lumbering along the clifftop well ahead of them, having cut across… — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
“The Robespierre women (as one tended to think of them now) were all on display. Madame looked actively, rather intimidatingly benevolent; it… — Hilary Mantel Copy Share Image
“A smell of burned hair and cotton wafted into the air as I spun toward my desk. There was a low whine… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
Humour is a fine line to walk in poetry, as in fiction. I just think it's harder to write. It's harder to… — George Murray Copy Share Image
“It is a truth universally acknowledged that a sane employee in possession of his wits must be in want of a good… — Charles Stross Copy Share Image
“ Submit! Juliet's Joy screeches underneath him at no one in particular. "I've got to get a new horse," the Mayor mutters.” — Patrick Ness Copy Share Image
“Dave gazed at Melanie like Professor Brian Cox eyeing up a particularly thought-provoking mountain range.” — Dave Turner Copy Share Image
“A jaw like a mastiff's, a frame like a giant's, eyes like two daggers, a smile like a tiger's snarl,"Bernard murmured. "Aye,… — Georgette Heyer Copy Share Image
“It was a sad place to be at war; never in all my life have I seen corn grow so fast, nor… — M.C. Scott Copy Share Image
“Pastor Daniel, meanwhile, is sipping water on the balcony of a former sailing clubhouse, I ask if he can show me which… — John Safran Copy Share Image
“What are you still doing up?” I twisted around, spotting Hayden in the doorway. “Watching the… uh,” I turned back, frowning at… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
I tend to play characters that I can infuse with certain kinds of humour. Even the baddest guy can be funny in… — Samuel L. Jackson Copy Share Image
An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that have been permanently discontinued. — Irvin S. Cobb Copy Share Image
“I mean, five gods in one stomach—dang. That's enough for doubles tennis, including a ref. They'd been down there so long, they… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“If you neglected to warn Djetth beforehand that you were going to shoot him down, Your Highness, he may consider you in… — Rowena Cherry Copy Share Image
RAILROAD, n. The chief of many mechanical devices enabling us to get away from where we are to where we are no… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
The humour of Dostoievsky is the humour of a barloafer who ties a kettle to a dog's tail. — W. Somerset Maugham Copy Share Image
“bloody hell, things are bad when you want to be a robin more then yourself” — My Madder Fatter Diary Rae Earl Copy Share Image