Humour Quote by Patrick Ness

“It only took Romeo one look at Juliet and his fate was sealed. Maybe I’m just like my namesake, and maybe you’re just like…

— Tillie Cole

“Shocked?” Juliet queried, the light pink tint on her cheeks the only telling sign of her discomfort with the conversation. He nodded. “Yes. I…

— Rose Gordon

“Oh, and Juliet," he said. I turned back. Half of his face was thrown in deep shadow, while the whites of his teeth gleamed…

— Megan Shepherd

“The noise of his zip was like the drag of a fingernail down her spine, and Juliet moaned, helpless to stop, as he pushed…

— Amy Andrews

“It’s just a dress.” Oh no. There was nothing just about it. Juliet was wearing a walking hard on. “With a zip.” He fought…

— Amy Andrews

“Ah, Juliet, if the measure of thy joy Be heaped like mine, and that thy skill be more To blazon it, then sweeten with…

— William Shakespeare

“He felt a bit like Romeo to her Juliet, minus the feuding families and poison. And with pigeons.”

— Julia Quinn

“You remind me of the mare I just sold. She was always guarded, hesitant of every new adventure, and resisted me at every turn.…

— Alexandrea Weis

“There is a little Juliet inside me, hoping I will lock eyes with my Romeo on the other side of a fish tank or…

— Jessica Thompson

“He groped for and cupped her hot little slew from behind, then frantically scrambled into a boy's sandcastle- molding position; but she turned over,…

— Nabokov

“Juliet took a hesitant step toward Troy, looking at him the way a child looks at a new toy. "I've henver heard a man…

— Suzanne Selfors

“We are all Romeos looking for our Juliet, but never finding her.”

— Rae Hachton