“A relationship is likely to last way longer, if each partner convinces or has convinced themselves that they do not deserve their… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
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“I rushed ahead until another girls' bathroom appeared. I pushed the door open, planning to leave Noah outside while I collected myself.… — Michelle Hodkin Copy Share Image
“...soft light ate away at the darkness and revealed a rather large room outfitted with a small kitchen, an antique-looking couch, and… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
I suggest taking the high road and have a little sence of humour and let things roll off your back. I think… — Sally Ride Copy Share Image
Wear shirt once: Dirty. Wear hoodie every day for three months: Still clean. — Bishwajeet Pattnayak Copy Share Image
I don't think our records contain obvious humour. We're not cracking gags. — Matt Bellamy Copy Share Image
People still talk about a British sense of humour, or French slapstick or how the Germans have no sense of humour -… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
“Lucas took a tentative sip of his coffee. It tasted like an otter had pissed in a tea urn and it had… — Adam Maxwell Copy Share Image
“Every other girl in school thinks you're the hottest thing since the microwave.” — Linda Kage Copy Share Image
“The large bedroom was crammed to overflowing with family relics, and examples of the various arts in which Lady Emily had brilliantly… — Angela Thirkell Copy Share Image
“She was an idiot. An adorable, gorgeous, feisty, funny, sweet, sexy idiot.” — Sarah Mayberry Copy Share Image
“You put cow dung on my face?’ ‘Every day religiously until you were three. Why else do you think your skin is… — Renita D'Silva Copy Share Image
“We live in different times. I would not have described London as a city of gun-toters but that was when Londoners still… — Tyne O'Connell Copy Share Image
“Ladies, we are at a massive disadvantage in the workplace. Your male peers are flirting with their male bosses constantly. The average… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“Wanna trade?" (Puck) ..."Can't you take anything seriously?" (Ash) "I am serious! Duck." I ducked as a dagger flew overhead, barely missing… — Julie Kagawa Copy Share Image
“Snake Street is an area I should avoid. Yet that night I was drawn there as surely as if I had an… — K. Ritz Copy Share Image
“... there was one new metallic monstrosity stacked in one corner that she hadn’t seen the last time she was a visitor… — E.A. Bucchianeri Copy Share Image
“Life is way too short, so try to enjoy every minute of it with a sense of humor!” — Christina Scalise Copy Share Image
“I remembered the last time I put this thing into my eye it was more painful than watching old political speeches while… — John Zakour Copy Share Image
“Mr. Brundy, you are no doubt as well acquainted with my circumstances as I am with yours, so let us not beat… — Sheri Cobb South Copy Share Image
“Where is Richard, do you know?" "Chopping onions on the back step. Oh, you mean Master Richard? Upstairs. Eating. Where's anybody?” — Hilary Mantel Copy Share Image
