“White? That's good. virginal. He'll be reminded this is a first for you and hopefully won't just impale you on his pork sword.” — Carmen Jenner Copy Share Image
“I love him too much, which makes me think that despite his declarations, he didn't love me at all.” — Carmen Jenner Copy Share Image
“When I do finally get you naked beneath me—and trust me, it’s not a question of if, but when—I’m going to make sure you… — Carmen Jenner Copy Share Image
“Buddy, if there’s one thing I’ve learned in life, it’s that women are always right. Never question it. It’s as sure as gravity. Women… — Carmen Jenner Copy Share Image
“Baby girl, five minutes alone with me and you're gonna be begging me to taste your pie.” — Carmen Jenner Copy Share Image
“Holy mother of whoring nuns she’s hot. Fuck! I haven’t just crossed the border into boner territory, Mr Happy’s erected a tent from my… — Carmen Jenner Copy Share Image
“I’d hate to have my roomies walk in on me while I’m bludgeoning the beefsteak.” — Carmen Jenner Copy Share Image
“It doesn't matter which way I look at it, when it comes to Anna Belle I'm completely fucking screwed.” — Carmen Jenner Copy Share Image
“From the day we're born to the day we die, we fucking hurt and we cry and we pick ourselves up and, if we're… — Carmen Jenner Copy Share Image
“Do not mock my baby." He pulls away and strokes his palm over he seat. "She was my first love." "Well your current ...… — Carmen Jenner Copy Share Image
“Yeah. If there’s one thing you’ve taught me, Cade, it’s that running solves nothing. It just hurts your feet in the long run.” — Carmen Jenner Copy Share Image
