“Do not mock my baby." He pulls away and strokes his palm over he seat. "She was my first love." "Well your current ... er ... girl, is getting jealous with all the attention you're paying your first love, and… — Carmen Jenner Copy Share Image
“I love him too much, which makes me think that despite his declarations, he didn't love me at all.” — Carmen Jenner Copy Share Image
“When I do finally get you naked beneath me—and trust me, it’s not a question of if, but when—I’m going to make sure you… — Carmen Jenner Copy Share Image
“Buddy, if there’s one thing I’ve learned in life, it’s that women are always right. Never question it. It’s as sure as gravity. Women… — Carmen Jenner Copy Share Image
“Baby girl, five minutes alone with me and you're gonna be begging me to taste your pie.” — Carmen Jenner Copy Share Image
“Holy mother of whoring nuns she’s hot. Fuck! I haven’t just crossed the border into boner territory, Mr Happy’s erected a tent from my… — Carmen Jenner Copy Share Image
“I’d hate to have my roomies walk in on me while I’m bludgeoning the beefsteak.” — Carmen Jenner Copy Share Image
“It doesn't matter which way I look at it, when it comes to Anna Belle I'm completely fucking screwed.” — Carmen Jenner Copy Share Image
“From the day we're born to the day we die, we fucking hurt and we cry and we pick ourselves up and, if we're… — Carmen Jenner Copy Share Image
“Do not mock my baby." He pulls away and strokes his palm over he seat. "She was my first love." "Well your current ...… — Carmen Jenner Copy Share Image
“Yeah. If there’s one thing you’ve taught me, Cade, it’s that running solves nothing. It just hurts your feet in the long run.” — Carmen Jenner Copy Share Image
“White? That's good. virginal. He'll be reminded this is a first for you and hopefully won't just impale you on his pork sword.” — Carmen Jenner Copy Share Image
“I know I should look away, I should walk out and quietly close the door behind me, but I can't. Has there ever been… — Carmen Jenner Copy Share Image
