“You don't even exist. We're all just a figment of my cock's imagination.” — David Wong Creativity Copy Share Image
And, well, that's my story," I said. "I'm sorry that it's so, you know. Retarded. — David Wong I m sorry Copy Share Image
“I heard a screeching like steam from a teapot, and realized it was me.” — David Wong Screeching Copy Share Image
“You want to hear a story? Well, buckle the fuck up." From: What the Hell Did I Just Read” — David Wong Want Hear Copy Share Image
“He gave me a look that would have made cancer apologize, then ran like hell.” — David Wong Apologize Copy Share Image
“My melon soul Crushed by your Gallagher of apathy Sledgehammer! Hammerrrrr!” — David Wong Copy Share Image
“I’m not crazy,” I said, crazily, to my court-appointed therapist.” — David Wong Crazily Copy Share Image
All of society is built to prop up that lie, the whole world a big, noisy puppet show meant to distract us… — David Wong Bigs Copy Share Image
“John trotted up, carrying his satchel. "Yes. Wexler's gone. We need your car." "What? Why?" John circled around to the passenger-side door… — David Wong Car-chase Copy Share Image
“…the whole world [is]a big, noisy puppet show meant to distract us from the fact that at the end, you’ll die, and… — David Wong Distract Copy Share Image
“Dave? This is John." "What are you-" Alive? "-in an ambulance or something?" "Yes and no. Are you still at the police… — David Wong Ambulance Copy Share Image
“Falconer walked up and said, “I just want to say right now that this is the stupidest shit I’ve ever been involved… — David Wong Falconer Copy Share Image
Children die every day because millions of us tell ourselves that caring is just as good as doing. — David Wong Caring Copy Share Image
I once saw Arnold Schwarzenegger kill a man in a movie by grabbing his head and twisting it until the neck broke.… — David Wong Arnold schwarzenegger Copy Share Image
“Anyhow, Molly died, in the way that all really good things die, fast and brutal and for no apparent reason.” — David Wong Good thing Copy Share Image
“That is how the human brain works, when it looks at a formless cloud, it tries to see a shape, or a… — David Wong Brain Copy Share Image
John flung himself into a pseudo-karate stance, one hand poised behind him and one in front, posed like a cartoon cactus. I… — David Wong Air Copy Share Image
The English language needs a word for that feeling you get when you badly need help, but there is no one you… — David Wong Assessment Copy Share Image
“The English language needs a word for that feeling you get when you badly need help, but there is no one who… — David Wong English language Copy Share Image
“I took a breath and said, “Look … you remember when we watched Star Wars with Amy? And she’s like, ‘Why is Princess… — David Wong Star wars Copy Share Image
“Sorry, Dave. My grandpa used to tell me, toward the end when he was going crazy, that talking through a dog ain't… — David Wong Dog Copy Share Image
“This is my emergency kit. It contained a roll of duct tape, a spare pair of pants, an envelope with two hundred… — David Wong Be prepared Copy Share Image
“I’m a productive citizen. Well, not productive, I mean if you add up what I bring to society and what I take… — David Wong Crazy person Copy Share Image
“The zombie looks like a man, walks like a man, eats and otherwise functions fully, yet is devoid of the spark. It… — David Wong Horror Copy Share Image
We know that global capitalism, and the commercially driven culture that comes with it, can be a powerful solvent, but many of… — David Wong Be prepared Copy Share Image
We depend for so much on those we love that of course we want them to have desirable personal qualities and to… — David Wong Believe Copy Share Image
“And then the Jamaican guy pulls out the sauce. "It be opening doors to other worlds, mon," he days. We made him… — David Wong Laughed Copy Share Image
“Here's where things get hazy. John claims that the men hauling him away from the scene were escorted by other men carrying… — David Wong Another man Copy Share Image
“Scientists talk about dark matter, the invisible, mysterious substance that occupies the space between stars. Dark matter makes up 99.99 percent of… — David Wong Apathy Copy Share Image
Both sameness and difference are issues for us. A sign of cultural homogenization is that languages are disappearing at an alarming rate.… — David Wong Be cautious Copy Share Image
“John, let me make one thing clear,” Jim said, cutting me off in his most stern, evangelical voice. “Every man is blessed… — David Wong Dick-jokes Copy Share Image
Are the most dangerous creatures the ones that use doors or the ones that don't? — David Wong Animals Copy Share Image
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