Quote by David Wong Download Open image ““I heard a screeching like steam from a teapot, and realized it was me.”” — David Wong ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I laughed so hard I nearly spit out my hot tea. The strange part was the fact that I was drinking coffee at that… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“She said being inside a language was like being in a person's house - after a while you came to see why the teapot… — Ian Frazier Copy Share Image
“I read the tea leaves as if they were words left over from a conversation between two cups.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The tea was so delicious that it was not necessary to pretend it was anything but tea.” — Frances Hodgson Burnett Copy Share Image
“What on earth did I ask him to tea for!” he said to himself, as he went to the pantry.” — J.R.R. Tolkien Copy Share Image
“What about the teakettle? What if the spout opened and closed when the steam came out, so it would become a mouth, and it… — Jonathan Safran Foer Copy Share Image
“nothing helped tea. It simply was what it was, which was boiling hot and flavorless.” — Shana Abe Copy Share Image
“tea. He watched her while she made it, made it, of course, all wrong: the water not on the boil, the teapot unheated, too… — Graham Greene Copy Share Image
“I am a tea, he thought. I am some kind of tea. And I have wishes.” — Patrick Somerville Copy Share Image
“I don't even glance at the herbal teas, I go straight for the real, vile coffee. Jitter in a cup. It cheers me up… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
“A realization washed over her in that cold, dark space: this was how virtually all living things born on earth have died—with teeth tearing… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Let’s say you have an ax. Just a cheap one, from Home Depot. On one bitter winter day, you use said ax to behead… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“John, let me make one thing clear,” Jim said, cutting me off in his most stern, evangelical voice. “Every man is blessed with his… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“John ducked casually across some DO NOT DUCK CASUALLY ACROSS THIS TAPE tape” — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Marconi said, "I see you have your instruments. Can any of you sing? The old spirituals work best." John said, "I can sing." I… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“It’s the microscopic parasite that causes malaria. Nearly half of all human deaths in recorded history have been caused by this invisible assassin. One… — David Wong Copy Share Image
At this point two elderly security guards in parkas, the guys who normally work the front desk at the plant, asked John to step… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“I stared at the price tags and thought, Why don’t you fucking kill yourself? I have that thought a lot, actually. Hey, did you… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Well, you’d better hope I am because the world was built by sociopaths, men willing to send a million innocent boys into battle to… — David Wong Copy Share Image
There is no word in the English language for the feeling someone gets when they suddenly realize they're standing next to an unholy monster… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Around us, the disembodied human limbs were piling up, forming a circle around the fountain, fusing themselves to each other like Satan’s LEGO set.” — David Wong Copy Share Image
