Quote by Rick Riordan

“I left the room in a daze, wondering if this was all real-or if I'd finally gone insane from whacking the weasel.”

— Sam Torode

“Wake me up if you see anything alarming." "Like...?" "Like an airplane dropping on our heads or a band of marauders on the side…

— Summer Lane

“You’ve the presence of a mouse fart in a high wind. Stand aside, and try not to catch fire if I shed sparks of…

— Scott Lynch

“I lie on my bed and slip into a troubled, bereft sleep full of falling women and the barking of dogs always out of…

— Carolyn Parkhurst

“I walk. I talk. I shop. I sneeze. I'm gonna be a fireman when the floods roll back. There's trees in the desert since…

— Joss Whedon

“I arrived to work on the wrong foot. I was jumpy and agitated, constantly watching the doors. A loud fart would have sent me…

— J.A. Saare

“Jimmy (to Allison):We'll be together in our bear's cave, and our squirrel's drey, and we'll live on honey, and nuts-lots and lots of nuts.…

— John Osborne

“I was asleep for almost ten years. And then this big goober with all these fucking weird animals moved into my house, and I…

— Amy Lane

“When a whisper seems like a shout, I know I need to get some sleep. But I can’t lay down without first taking off…

— Jarod Kintz

“We're blind moles. Creeping through the soil, feeling with our snoots. We know nothing. I perceived this . . . now I don't know…

— Philip K. Dick

“I kicked off my shoes, tossed my jacket onto the chair, loosened my tie, and closed my eyes for about half an hour. Catnaps…

— James R. Benn

“standing in front of a creeper. I turned round and farted at it, the traditional creeper greeting. A fart is about as close as…

— Diary Wimpy