Quote by David Wong Download Open image ““He gave me a look that would have made cancer apologize, then ran like hell.”” — David Wong ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“You see, I don’t know why I did it,” he declared as if he had just discovered the cure for cancer. But the only… — Danka V Copy Share Image
“It was no good to look back, to apologize for what had happened, or to wonder what could have been different.” — Lily Blake Copy Share Image
“... he would apologize. He would say all the right things. But he just didn't get it. The next time, nothing would have changed.” — Delphine Dryden Copy Share Image
“He did apologize profusely. (Does anyone do anything profusely except apologize? Sweat, I guess.)” — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
“If I were the kind of man who apologized for something he said, this may or may not be how I would go about… — Tessa Bailey Copy Share Image
“It seemed like we were supposed to feel sorry for everything that ever happened, ever.” — Jeffrey Eugenides Copy Share Image
“Never apologize for someone you love, he says quietly. It makes you look like a prick.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“...had just apologized to me. Hell must have been experiencing some climate change.” — Patricia Briggs Copy Share Image
“Sometimes the greed and malice of what he sees appalls him so much he thinks he must’ve misunderstood; he looks again, and it’s worse… — Sarah Perry Copy Share Image
“A realization washed over her in that cold, dark space: this was how virtually all living things born on earth have died—with teeth tearing… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Let’s say you have an ax. Just a cheap one, from Home Depot. On one bitter winter day, you use said ax to behead a man. Don’t worry, the man was already dead. Or maybe you should worry, because you’re the one who shot him. He had been a big, twitchy guy with veiny skin stretched over swollen biceps, a… — David Wong Copy Share
“John, let me make one thing clear,” Jim said, cutting me off in his most stern, evangelical voice. “Every man is blessed with his gifts from the Lord. One of mine happens to be a penis large enough that, if it had a penis of its own, my penis’ penis would be larger than your penis.”… ..."Fuck all of you,”… — David Wong Copy Share
“John ducked casually across some DO NOT DUCK CASUALLY ACROSS THIS TAPE tape” — David Wong Copy Share
“Marconi said, "I see you have your instruments. Can any of you sing? The old spirituals work best." John said, "I can sing." I said, "No, you can't, John." "Well, I play the guitar." "So can I," said Big Jim. "We have two guitars." I said, "This could not be any stupider." John said, "Dave, you remember the words to… — David Wong Copy Share
“It’s the microscopic parasite that causes malaria. Nearly half of all human deaths in recorded history have been caused by this invisible assassin. One… — David Wong Copy Share Image
At this point two elderly security guards in parkas, the guys who normally work the front desk at the plant, asked John to step behind the tape. John claims that here he told the guards that he could not speak English and when that failed to persuade them, he fa...ked a violent seizure. I am unclear as to the purpose… — David Wong Copy Share
“I stared at the price tags and thought, Why don’t you fucking kill yourself? I have that thought a lot, actually. Hey, did you know that people making less than $34,000 a year are 50 percent more likely to commit suicide? I looked it up. Did you know that number shoots up to 72 percent for the unemployed? I heard… — David Wong Copy Share
“Well, you’d better hope I am because the world was built by sociopaths, men willing to send a million innocent boys into battle to… — David Wong Copy Share Image
There is no word in the English language for the feeling someone gets when they suddenly realize they're standing next to an unholy monster… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Around us, the disembodied human limbs were piling up, forming a circle around the fountain, fusing themselves to each other like Satan’s LEGO set.” — David Wong Copy Share Image
