Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend's house during a power failure. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you're God's frozen people. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday ... He would say, 'Keep it sweet and short and don't try to be… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
“When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things - not the great occasions - give off the greatest… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn't understand us at all. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I need money. I have a staff of 30, and four houses, never mind the government, to support. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you. In Hollywood the weatherman gets a shooting schedule from all the… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
