If you're a guy over 30 by yourself in the hotel pool, you automatically look like a murderer who's just relaxing after… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I'm very lucky that people are able to say, 'Oh, that's that Moody Blues guy!' I'm very fortunate with that. That's all.… — Justin Hayward Copy Share Image
Peter Fonda was just this clean, cookie-cutter kind of a guy. Roger Corman turned him into the motorcycle man with The Wild… — Alex Stapleton Copy Share Image
I was the guy who was constantly speaking out against the Vietnam War. I have no regrets about that. — George McGovern Copy Share Image
World War II made war reputable because it was a just war. I wouldn't have missed it for anything. You know how… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
I’m not unsympathetic. But do you like me? Because this being gay business doesn’t mean you can just throw yourself at any… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
It's weird people think my kids will be in therapy because of their names. Guys, my kids will be therapy for LOTS… — Busy Philipps Copy Share Image
I had to go on TV with the president of the Catholic League, which is not an official organization at all, just… — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
I'm a family guy, so I would love to have a family; I would love to find that perfect person to have… — Lance Bass Copy Share Image
Were the only major company in the U.S. that is solely in the professional beauty industry. We promised hairdressers when we started… — John Paul DeJoria Copy Share Image
In all successful relationships, the man respects the woman - and it takes a special guy to handle a successful woman. You… — Laird Hamilton Copy Share Image
Jesus is a powerful guy in Hollywood. Not quite as powerful as Vin Diesel, but powerful. — Christian Finnegan Copy Share Image
A lot of stand-up comedy guys, when they get a little famous, just give up their stand-up career, and it cancels out… — Johnny Knoxville Copy Share Image
This is a guy [Steven Lerner] who believes, for example, that Reaganomics or trickle-down economics means, "The rich got rich by stealing… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
One of the things we love about Po [Kung Fu Panda] is that he's vulnerable. He's someone that we can all identify… — Jennifer Yuh Nelson Copy Share Image
Jon Stewart is exactly the same guy he's always been, only with money. He knows that the moment he really believes he's… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I only know two cats in this business that really had it all; Elvis was one of those guys, the other was… — Carl Perkins Copy Share Image
All right, big guy, down you go." Oh,yeah. Bed. Bed was good. "And look who's here. It's Nurse Vishous. — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
When you pinch-hit, you know you're getting their best guys, and usually it's a reliever and a guy that's got a really… — Billy Butler Copy Share Image
Friends are important, dontcha think? Hmmm? I think so. The way I see it, you got friends, and you got your best… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
Fairy tales thrive on black and white. In life, there's only grey - no bad guys, no good guys. You could be… — Arnold Arre Copy Share Image
So many gay jokes tonight about (James) Franco. Apparently if you're clean, well dressed and mildly cultured, you're super gay now. Is… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
I was 18, and I either wanted to go to university in the States, and experience it like how it is in… — Tinie Tempah Copy Share Image
I love how the men stand around cooking the barbie while the women have done all the work beforehand doing the marinade… — Curtis Stone Copy Share Image
My brain must have felt sorry for me, so it'd created the only type of guy I could touch - a fantasy… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The chances of someone who looks like Jesus having pot raises steadily, to a point. If the guy is on a cross… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
An actor's a guy who, if you ain't talking about him, ain't listening. — Marlon Brando Copy Share Image
Yeah, the actors really come in as lumps of clay. We're ready to work with the directors and find our way. These… — Jason Graae Copy Share Image
I think when you are a cool guy but also a hot guy, that makes you even more sexy. — Tessanne Chin Copy Share Image
I learned this a long time ago. If you call a guy into your office and shut the door, if there's media… — Jim Leyland Copy Share Image
You know," Shane said twenty minutes later, "I'd feel a whole lot better about the two of us if you didn't think… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
That's the easiest job you can have in TV comedy, being the guy who just delivers the funny. — Josh McDermitt Copy Share Image
I look in the mirror and I don't see a sex symbol. I just see a guy who looks like he's been… — Javier Bardem Copy Share Image
I remember seeing Aladdin when I was five or six and loving it. I looked at the big screen and said to… — Darren Criss Copy Share Image
I always believe a woman should have 5 non-negotiables that she should stick to when attracting a mate. If the guy does… — Patti Stanger Copy Share Image
I think that what's funny is that I seem to be taking up the roles that I remember my dad having -… — James Mercer Copy Share Image
There's a constant conflict, really, within me. As much as I really enjoy what I do at home... I play on my… — Robert Plant Copy Share Image