Guy Quotes · Page 103

I'm not really a bird person or an Audubon guy who studies them, but as I was around them, they interested me.

— Gordon Lightfoot

Plus, in one of his e-mails, the guy said he didn't like pancakes. What kind of asshole doesn't like pancakes?

— Anonymous

I'm not the kind of guy who likes to rush things through. I like to take my time and finish when I'm…

— Jamie Lidell

A movie is a movie is a movie. But it has to have an adjective in front of it if it's not…

— Shonda Rhimes

Most people seem to think I'm the kind of guy who shaves with a blowtorch. Actually I'm bookish and worrisome.

— Burt Lancaster

I can't enjoy anything unless everybody is. If one guy is starving someplace, that puts a crimp in my evening.

— Woody Allen

I like guys who are confident but not cocky, who are comfortable with themselves, and who know what they want.

— Mischa Barton

... there are a lot of shredders in country music - Redd Volkaert, Brent Mason, Dan Huff .. and guys like that

— Brad Paisley

So, after awhile, you can only get so much happiness from a guy who's drunk come up and tell you you're great.

— Rick Derringer

I'm obviously not a guy who focuses on weight too much. But for certain jobs, you have to gain or lose weight.

— Adam Pally

Tough guy Spike was always the funnest, but I'm most proud of the more recent stuff, the last season, I think.

— James Marsters

I think I want to move forward. I want to move to Brooklyn and find a business Italian guy to take care…

— Nicole Polizzi

Women don't like guys who are dangerous. Women just want us to think that because women are trying to kill us.

— Dennis Miller

I'm not a guy who is able to criticise anyone in public but I am not a guy who promotes individuals in…

— Andre Villas-Boas

He's one of those Christmas Eve guys. There are people like that... every day in their lives is Christmas Eve.

— Joe Garagiola

I am a guy who is first of all a businessman. I'm not a stunt man. I'm not a daredevil. I'm -…

— Evel Knievel

Gay men greet each other just like straight guys do... If one of the straight guys saved the other one's life.

— Dov Davidoff

The back story of a songwriter isn't important to me - I don't listen to music needing to know who the guy…

— Jakob Dylan

Somedays I think I'm a rebel in my own mind but most of the times I'm a low-key, follow the rules type…

— Denzel Whitaker

I have never killed anyone, but I have often read about some guy getting his ass taken out with great pleasure

— Oscar Wilde

I don't like my physique. Who does? I was a skinny guy growing up, and I still feel like that same skinny…

— Jamie Dornan

And where I excel is ridiculous, sickening, work ethic. You know, while the other guy's sleeping? I'm working.

— Will Smith

I'm a happy guy, but if I'm in a rare dark mood, I won't go out because I don't want to be…

— Jerry Springer

I think my song about 'I want to have your babies' really does freak a lot of guys out, not just my…

— Natasha Bedingfield

I can't see the country electing another Bush, i love Jeb Bush - I think he's a nice guy. I just can't…

— Tom Coburn

Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date.

— Caroline Rhea

I met Scott Stapp when the band was first coming up, great guy. I haven't seen him for years, but a great…

— Billy Corgan

I'm a guy that always had to prove himself on every level I've played, always was the guy that was overlooked.

— Terry Rozier

I initiate offense, and when I drive to the basket, I get doubled or a guy usually helps so I have a…

— Christian Wood

Just be yourself and the right guy will come along, whether it be today, tomorrow, or next year. It'll happen!

— Jared Padalecki

I'm the guy doing calisthenics. I'm doing jumping jacks and deep knee bends. I work out like a British person.

— Ryan Reynolds

The guy who wins the Oscar for Best Actor has a much higher bar to clear than the woman who wins best…

— Aaron Sorkin

If I get one more person telling me I look like Eliot Spitzer, I'm just going to have to play the guy…

— Michael Kelly

The bad guy always gets the best scene and the best lines in the film, and they usually get the most days…

— Richard Dreyfuss

The drummer is stereotypically the dumb guy. Maybe that's why I always respect drummers who do more than drum.

— Taylor Hawkins

I’m a guy that creates my own destiny in this world. Until I’m off the planet, there’s always a second chance.

— Urijah Faber

I make fun of situations and try and find the humor in things, but it's never at the expense of the other…

— Bob Uecker

Im not the voice of reason; Im more the guy using these offensive topics as fodder to raise tension in a joke.

— Anthony Jeselnik

My name is Mortimer Alexander and I am a licensed summoner." "Darn. I'd hoped you were the pizza delivery guy.

— Jana Oliver

In your mid-30s, it’s time to start playing guys of compromise. And as you get older, men of bitter compromise

— Tom Hanks