“London on a gloomy and rainy day is still better than San Francisco on a bright and sunny day.” — Mouloud Benzadi Copy Share Image
“There is no human-like god. If there were, he'd be as silly as you.” — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when the teacher points at the person behind you and you think the teacher was pointing at you so… — Me Copy Share Image
“I confess... I've always been secretly amused by people who play 'hard to get,' when they're already so hard to want.” — Kianu Starr Copy Share Image
When pointing out the flaws in others, people always end up talking about themselves. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I spent the day stripping the purple out of my hair and redyeing it—Manic Panic Electric Tiger Lily. The jar promised it… — Louise Miller Copy Share Image
“Wisdom of the Ages: "The Pope and Congress" It looks as if confidence in the American voter to exorcise the demons in… — Matthew D. Heines Copy Share Image
The period. Punctuation mark to all, but public enemy number one to women. — Laura S Copy Share Image
“Jersey cows,” Eva explained after Jac complimented the luxurious taste. “The butter and cream here are better than anywhere in the world.”… — M.J. Rose Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone tells you something and you already know about it well. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You look worse today than you did when you had two black eyes.” “Why, thank you, Tyler. You always say the sweetest… — Gwen Hayes Copy Share Image
“By weaving their thoughts and feelings into the substance of reality, the Weavers had ensured anyone writing about them would secure an… — Louise Blackwick Copy Share Image
Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he can rob the world. — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
“Every time a dog humps your leg, you're being raped. #metoo” — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“...and in repose one might have admired so fine a specimen of English manhood, until the foppish ways, the affected movements, the… — Emmuska Orczy Copy Share Image
“I fear it is the end for us,’ wailed Marx as the bears inched closer. ‘Is this the way you saw yourself… — Gideon Defoe Copy Share Image
“What's the deal with this Malachai?" Xevikan "I don't know. I just joined him myself. But he seems level. Decent even." Zavid… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“I confess... I'm always secretly amused by people who play 'hard to get,' when they're already so hard to want.” — Kianu Starr Copy Share Image
“An angry wife can be more frightening than an army of disgruntled soldiers.” — Matshona Dhliwayo Copy Share Image