ALWAYS REMEMBER PEOPLE WHO CONTINUALLY USE THE WORD BUT, ¦.NEVER GO ANY WHERE IN LIFE,¦. BECAUSE THEY ARE ALWAYS SITTING ON THEIR… — George Kincses Copy Share Image
“ Ella let out a squeal when I picked her up, “Jonathan!” I loved carrying her around in my arms. After all,… — R. Matthews Copy Share Image
Joe Biden wants to meet with video game developers about gun control. That's like meeting with Kristen Stewart to learn how to… — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
“Good man and bad man with money goes a long ways." ~ Amunhotep El Bey” — Amunhotep El Bey Copy Share Image
Mom: I just ran 5 greenlights in a row! Daughter: You deserve a ticket -__- Mom: ............ — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Men looove pussy. They can never get enough of it. If you send a guy a pussy pic, he's gonna think you're… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“The na at the end of banana annoys me as much as it would you if it were bananana.” — Lance Manion Copy Share Image
“This," Gansey replied "is precisely why I didn't want to have a baby with you.” — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
“I'm joking when I say I'm the grand-pop of those claiming to be an avatar-messiah or god. But if they're serious, then,… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“Margaret cleared her throat. 'Now, how long have you been baking?' 'For twelve years. Since I graduated from the CIA.' 'You learned… — Louise Miller Copy Share Image
“Marriage is the equivalent of trying to live with a bug perpetually up your nose.” D’Artagnan Bloodhawke” — D'Artagnan Bloodhawke Copy Share Image
If you're sad about being alone on Valentine's Day, just remember. Nobody loves you on the other days of the year either. — Love Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when your friends and family are singing happy birthday and you are just standing there smiling .... — Me Copy Share Image
“When you are angry try your best to go to sleep, it keeps you away from speaking, writing and thinking while you… — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“Be Stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be somebody that society wants you to be;… — Christina Grimmie Copy Share Image
Family members are a lot like fish after three days they start to stink. — Jonathan Tees Copy Share Image
“Celaena?” Sam asked into the dark. “Should I worry about going to sleep?” She blinked, then laughed under her breath. At least… — Sarah J. Maas Copy Share Image
“There are different types of fancy photographers. Some are big, fun personalities like Mario Testino, who once told me, “Lift your chin,… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
