There's no such thing as ugly chicks...instead, there's such thing as not enough beer!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just saw two deaf girls arguing, one said, 'BITCH better keep my name out your hands.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can always win an argument with a lady during your last few minutes of your life by telling her that she's… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I know fairy tales aren't real! .. You will never really find your real prince charming But, I'm tired of liers and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I talks broken English , writes grammatically wrong English . Who cares ? I'm proud to be Malaysian since forever ! — TheTowraMowra Copy Share Image
When I stare at the sky, I see you. When I stare out into the ocean, I see you. When I'm looking… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Facebook must be the site for millionaires, because two cents seem to fall from everywhere. — Adar Burks Copy Share Image
This year, for Halloween, I'm going to dress as a character from Scooby Doo and run around taking people's masks off. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to Single. I fight with my parents… — Shennon Fabiano Copy Share Image
I scream, you scream, both of us scream because we are being murdered while eating ice cream. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
How do I tell a guy I want to push him up against a wall and make out? — Jenni Monroe Copy Share Image
THAT MOMENT YOU IN A RUSH AND CAN'T FIND YOUR KEYS...AND YOU KNOW YOU JUS SEEN THEM.. — Renneec Copy Share Image
CELL PHONE VOLUME UP LAYING RIGHT BY YOUR PHONE STILL CHECKING TO SEE IF SOMEBODY TEXT OR CALLED... — Renneec Copy Share Image
