I showed my therapist some of my tweets and now she's seeing a therapist. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I want to sit on my right hand so it feels like someone else is stopping me from masturbating. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Delete me... Like most of y'all who can't handle what I have to say :') Dont got time for any of y'all. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me:Im finally happy:)..Life:Oh damn, That can't happen. Let me throw something bad in. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Think about parents' nude bodies during foreplay; resultant loss of erection will prevent potential unsafe sex. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When a woman says there in a relationship there friends are like text me I want to hear all about him.. Guys… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
I'll call it a smart phone the day I yell, Where's my phone?! and it answers, I'm here! Under your bed! — Kollkid Copy Share Image
Men...we spend nine months trying to get out of a vagina, and the rest of our lives trying to get back in. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
ªTurnoff¬ when a female treat me like a I'm female...i was at da club in this female came up to me in… — IG:catone_2_funny Copy Share Image
Woman say:OH, NO, I'LL PAY FOR MYSELF. Woman means:I'm just being nice; there's no way I'm going Dutch. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
R.I.P LeBron James Ringless Jokes 2003-2012 But, Welcome Hairline Jokes 2003-FOREVER — Kiana JWilson Copy Share Image
Nurse: A woman that wakes you up in the middle of the night to give you sleeping pills. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, then we can be good friends. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino? . . . . . . . . . In a casino, you really mean it! xD — Boom Copy Share Image
I love how face book shows when a message is seen now ain't no one gonna lie about it. Guilty as Charge — Solene Gemtessa Copy Share Image
I'm still in my first marriage. I know, it's wrong to talk about it so temporary like that. My current husband hates… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You're all thats in my mind.. I wish one day you would get out of my mind coz Id love to make… — Joanne Lobedica Copy Share Image
It's messed up to find comfort and relatability in a site, that can careless about you, with people that only pay attention… — Adar Burks Copy Share Image
