He presents me with what is always an acceptable gift who brings me news of a great thought before unknown. He enriches… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
It's funny, because, yes, there's a Marvel aesthetic, and yet no one ever said to me, 'we have to do a Marvel… — Kari Skogland Copy Share Image
If you don't like me, it's not my fault.. it just means you have no taste! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“Fifteen minutes later, Justin looks at his pint of blood with pride. He doesn't want it to go to some stranger, he… — Cecelia Ahern Copy Share Image
Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do. — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
Every time I see a math word problem it looks like this: If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11… — Babloo Copy Share Image
We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of mass destruction we have been looking for as our pretext… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
Average women believe they need a man to feel wanted & loved. Real women are very desired, have self-love, & do just… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
News Flash: When a girl says she's cold, you're not supposed to say, Me too. — Mikaela Lingat Copy Share Image
“And you would know so much about women, locked up in your castle." "Locked up with eight wives. And sometimes I make… — Rosamund Hodge Copy Share Image
“There, at her console, he dialed 594: pleased acknowledgement of husband's superior wisdom in all matters” — Philip K. Dick Copy Share Image
Both humans and dogs love to play well into adulthood, and individuals from both species occasionally display evidence of having a conscience. — Jon Winokur Copy Share Image
I can be reasonably funny and light-hearted when I'm in the company of good friends, but I'm not a jokesmith. I tend… — Rowan Atkinson Copy Share Image
