People who use the phrase I'm not here to judge are the most judgmental people you'll ever meet. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“I'm sorry I laughed...I know it isn't funny for you. It was incredibly stupid of me to laugh. Does it hurt a… — Per Petterson Copy Share Image
I've had a really weird day, some joker threw bamboo in the penguin enclosure. They all vaulted out. It was a nightmare,… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
I've never understood the point of ecstasy. I think if I wanted to get dehydrated and jump about with a load of… — Victoria Wood Copy Share Image
I don't mind dying, the trouble is you feel so bloody stiff the next day. — George Axelrod Copy Share Image
It serves the purpose of not serving a purpose, surely quite a valid one. — Peter Greenaway Copy Share Image
Dear vegetarians... If you're trying to save the animals, why are you eating their food? — Priyanka Copy Share Image
Stupidity is like art. Everyone can do it, but only the truly gifted are masters at it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Says O'Sullivan to me, "Mr. Fay, I'll have a word wid yeh?" "Certainly," says I; "what can I do for you?" "Sell… — Jack London Copy Share Image
“You’re so full of shit, if you ever had an enema you’d evaporate into thin air.” — Catherine Doyle Copy Share Image
I'm afraid everything I was is gone and all that's left is everything I'm not. — Courtney Summers Copy Share Image
I want a girl in whose eyes I can see the whole world..i really want to see france — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
A member of the committee slapped a name tag over my left bosom. "What shall we name the other one?" I smiled.… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
“Be a Samurai. Because you just never know what's behind the freaking sky.” — Laini Taylor Copy Share Image
