Funny Quotes by Mike Cooley

I put more lawmen in the ground than Alabama put cottonseed.

— Mike Cooley

With every record, there's something you realize about it after the process is done. And you know that's almost always the case.

— Mike Cooley

Living in fear is just another way of dying before your time.

— Mike Cooley

Gun sales have spiked every time Democrats win elections since 1980.

— Mike Cooley

If I were scared of rednecks, I would've moved on a long time ago. That's not a fear I struggle with.

— Mike Cooley

Just ‘cause I don’t run my mouth don’t mean I got nothin’ to say,

— Mike Cooley

Guns started flying off store shelves just as soon as the black Democrat moved into the White House.

— Mike Cooley

Live it like its gospel , quote it like its scripture.

— Mike Cooley