“People are hitting little old ladies on the head. Teachers are driving into trees. You are being arrested every other day by… — Kristi Abbott Copy Share Image
“It wasn’t every day there was a shooting in a historic lighthouse involving a celebrity chef, an officer of the court, a standard poodle… — Kristi Abbott Copy Share Image
“try to walk whenever I can. It’s good for Sprocket to walk. It’s good for me, too. Caramel sauce doesn’t taste itself.” — Kristi Abbott Copy Share Image
“People are hitting little old ladies on the head. Teachers are driving into trees. You are being arrested every other day by your childhood… — Kristi Abbott Copy Share Image
“How come so many men are fighting over you? Don’t they know what a pain in the neck you are?” “It’s” — Kristi Abbott Copy Share Image
“You can’t use a blackmail photo as your profile shot on social media!” — Kristi Abbott Copy Share Image
“I’m looking for a paramedic.” He grinned. “Well, you’ve come to the right place. Did you have an idea of what size or shape… — Kristi Abbott Copy Share Image
“Representing him. It’s a thing we lawyers do.” He leaned back on his elbows. “It’s super fun if you like arguing with people.” “But” — Kristi Abbott Copy Share Image
“Yes. That’s what she wants. She likes being reviled. It makes her feel alive. Now let her go.” — Kristi Abbott Copy Share Image
