What I hate most about myself? My body weight/figure. My friend are all twigs and make me look like an oompa loompa. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
School year: Me: Yeaaa it's Saturday, Let's do something crazy!! Friend: Totally! Summer: Me: Dude, what day is it? Friend: I think… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I used to wonder what itd be like to read other peoples minds. Then I got a Facebook account, and Im over… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This Friendship Day, let's pause to remember how empty our lives would be without alcohol. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I turned my phone onto Airplane mode and threw it up into the air. Worst. Transformer. Ever. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Like a virgin, studying for the very first time...Wait, aren't you my homework from last week? I've screwed you over before! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook's timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Prostitutes are way better than marriage. Why buy a whole cow, when you only want a glass of milk? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The biggest honor I can bestow upon America this Memorial Day is not taking my shirt off. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If Someone Says You Are Not Looking Good. . . . . . . . . Just Say. , Excuse Me. . I am Not Your Mirror — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Jersey Shore reminds me LeBron wasn't the first over-publicized douchebag in Miami. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Does anyone Else Think its Wierd when they go some Where Different And Everyone's Like Can You Say ____ Beacuse they Like… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Considering we met online, I feel it's totally appropriate to break up with you over email. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love you guys , you's are like my second family &' honestly mean the world to me if it wasn't for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
