I'm that type of person that wants to get good grades, but doesn't want to study. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Coming home from school and looking in the mirror and thinking Oh my gosh ... is this what I looked like all day? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dad, thanks for dating someone older than me during your mid-life crisis. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Turning off the lights downstairsand running upstairs so no one kills you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesnt work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're so pretty! Hell yeah I am, that's why I've been single this whole time — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh, you're dating my ex...I thought the five second rule was for food only... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Stop editing your pics. ...What if you go missing? How do you expect us to find you if you look like Beyonce… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know it's gonna be a great story when it starts off with, 'So this b*tch...' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My favorite part of the heat wave is watching tourists deeply regret their decision to come here. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment during atest and you don't know any of the answers, so you just start laughing because you know you're… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sunglasses: Allowing you to stare at people without getting caught, It's like Facebook but real life..:) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They're funny things, Accidents. You never have them till you're having them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best advise I have for all my teachers during a test is to pass the test out as fast as possible… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What I want to be when I grow up? A vet..but my dream is to be a singer/ íactress. Just like the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When someone says everything happens for a reason, I'd like to smack them and say, 'Yeah, I guess you're right.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I was kid, 'You're not invited to my party.' was the worst insult ever. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you pose nude for your art teacher and you flunk the course. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when you're nice to the weird kid, and then they stalk your life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when the teacher says slaves....and everyone looks at that one black kid in the class. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The most expensive part of having kids is all the wine you have to drink. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
