Dad Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Dad, thanks for dating someone older than me during your mid-life crisis.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Dad Fathers day Funny Gratitude
Not all things in life are forever. Thankfully there are some relationships that are here to stay. Thanks Dad for being there. Happy Father's… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The mid-life crisis is just those times when you're not so into the things you were when you were younger. — Jay Kay Copy Share Image
My mom was only 21 years old when she had me, and my dad was in his mid-20s. — Camila Morrone Copy Share Image
Any man that dates me, the thing they're gonna have to live up is my dad - he's a real hero. — Jessica Chastain Copy Share Image
My parents got divorced in the mid-70s and I didn't really have much to do with my dad after that. Or indeed much to… — Caroline Quentin Copy Share Image
Thank the father that youve grown and still alive. If you feel me ladies, roll its time to rise. — Alison Hinds Copy Share Image
My dad? He died when I was 19, which is a bad time for your dad to die, because there's an awful lot of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Growing up, people always thought that my dad and me had a close relationship. We never did. — Trinity Rodman Copy Share Image
Love your parents. We're so busygrowing up, we often forget theyare growing older too. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Grandma, please. It’s okay. Dad’s doing a great job. I give him kudos for at least being calm and rational, and not losing his… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
As a family, we all loved the Flyers. To me, rooting for the Flyers were how I bonded with my dad especially. — Adam F. Goldberg Copy Share Image
My greatest memories as a kid were playing sports with my dad and watching sports with my dad. — Mark Teixeira Copy Share Image
Here I am, 11 years old, and these grown men have to give it everything they have to beat me. In one part of… — Karch Kiraly Copy Share Image
I always remember what my dad told me when I decided to turn into an actor. He was emphatic that whatever I do, I… — Karthi Copy Share Image
My mom and dad had the relationship that I want, and they were teammates. They were always equal 50/50. — Becca Kufrin Copy Share Image
The child who ran weeping to you with a cut finger is now brought home, smiling gamely, with a broken collarbone and incredible contusions-… — Pam Brown Copy Share Image
My father was the role model I looked up. My dad was an entertainer, too. I patterned my life after him. He wanted me… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
Most people are sensitized to animals through their cats and dogs, but for me it was a flounder. I used to go fishing with… — Dan Mathews Copy Share Image
I saw this anti-drug commercial that showed a kid smoking pot in his dad`s room with his friend. This kid finds a gun, the… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
It's something he used to say when he was happy. It could be a very, very simple day. We might be sitting out on… — Jennifer Grant Copy Share Image
I talk to my dad all the time, he's more like my buddy than my father, and he's not happy that I use him… — David Spade Copy Share Image