Mom:What did you learn at school today? Me:Apparently not enough. I have to go back tomorrow — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm really looking forward to the non-existent wedding you're planning on Pinterest. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mine Is Harry Styles Asked Me To be The Mother Of His Children Because I Flipped My Hair And Overwhelmed Him Whats… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That magic moment when Everyone becomes your best friend because you brought gum — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry girl, I know you enjoy being single, but I am going to take that away from you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They say you should never work with children or animals.... Isn't that right, Rolf? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To forget you is hard to do and to forget me is up to you. Forget me not, forget me never. Forget… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Word of Advice: If a cop pulls you over and says, 'You drinking?' Never respond with, 'You buying?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some ladies who play hard to get will eventually pray hard to get a husband. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Please figure this out and get back to me asap even though it would take me less time to do it myself… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I Really Do Want To Post A Video Of Me Singing On Youtube. And My Friends Say I Should But. Every time… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My Memorial Day weekend will be a vacation from listening to your plans for Memorial Day weekend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When my girlfriend is angry, I go to Facebook and constantly refresh my relationship status to see if I'm single again. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's hilarious when school textbooks try too hard at being racially diverse. 'Brad, Latisha, Pablo and Kwan were doing a math problem...' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
