It's funny how we can remember the lyrics to hundreds of songs, but can't remember anything when we study for a test. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Did you do your makeup this morning, or did you just get gangbanged by Crayola? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd be much more efficient if I could combine hating my job with hating Two and a Half Men. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructor's course. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thank you for completely ignoring our wedding registry and instead getting us something you thought we should have but that we'll never… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Unlike Prince William, you can be sure no one will marry you for fame, fortune, or royalty. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Evil influence is like a nicotine patch, you cannot help but absorb what sticks to you.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
