Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “You Be On That Minor League I Smoke Professionally!!!” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
For years the league has thought I've been on drugs. I would have burned out a long time ago if that was true. — Dennis Rodman Copy Share Image
I wanted to be in the big leagues, not stuck in the minor leagues. — Aroldis Chapman Copy Share Image
I played good ball in the minor leagues, and that's why they called me up to the major leagues. — Jose Altuve Copy Share Image
You know, I was once named Minor League Player of the Year...unfortunately, I had been in the majors for two years at the time. — Bob Uecker Copy Share Image
The minor leagues were great. When you first sign, that is your big leagues. — Brian Roberts Copy Share Image
Not many of my friends I had from college are playing in this league. Everybody knows it's a privilege, so you definitely don't knock… — Calvin Johnson Copy Share Image
If I would take a job with a professional league, I need to be ready. — Thomas Dooley Copy Share Image
Even though it feels like you are so far away from the big leagues, my love for the game kept me motivated to get… — Aaron Judge Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
