My excuse for being lazy: I'm not the real slim shady, so why would I stand up? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when a little kid asks me to open something for them...and I cant... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life was much simpler when we could play a friendly game of red rover and just clothesline the people we didn't like. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A girl never gets mad for no reason. It may be over something small and stupid but there is still a reason. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Relationships are like yard sales, they look really fun from a couple hundred feet away, but then you realize its just a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
PROBLEM: What should I do if I have a bestfriend that is a boy and I began to havefeelings for him knowing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's always that one person that can make you smile, even when you're at your lowest pint. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Women are like internet viruses they enter your life, scan your pocket, edit your mind, download their problems, delete your smile... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Veterans Day from someone who can barely handle the simulated warfare of video games. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
She's not a slow texter she's texting other niggas, so be patient and wait your turn. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How are men and parking spots alike? The good ones are always taken. Free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Can cute boys stop being: 1-Famous. 2-Gay. 3-Younger than me. 4- Older than me. 5-123987564 miles away. 6-Taken. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That Ugly moment When a guy stretches so far , you can see his chubbs and rolls — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Things people say when a movie finishes in the theaters: 5% Awesome movie. 5% that was great acting. 90% I gotta pee! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May you someday have the same right as straight men to subject a spouse to humiliating sex scandals. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
